Akit's definitions

homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!

Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.

by Akit April 4, 2004

porn star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.

LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porn star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porn star.

by Akit March 1, 2004

slim chinky

An asian person who is able to rap like Emimen.

Also: see akit

Akit is a slim chinky because he can rap and he's an asian person.

by Akit March 1, 2004

botox

A poison used with a needle to reduce wrinkles. Must be done by a cosmetic doctor.

Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.

by Akit March 1, 2004

cousin daddy

A term used when a woman's partner/husband is her own cousin and they both had a child.

Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.

by Akit February 29, 2004

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

glazed donut

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.

by Akit February 29, 2004