Akit's definitions

reality tv

Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.

Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.

Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.

by Akit February 29, 2004

principal skinner

Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.

He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.

Principal Skinner gave a pay cut to Willie due to budget cuts.

by Akit February 29, 2004

cousin daddy

A term used when a woman's partner/husband is her own cousin and they both had a child.

Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.

by Akit February 29, 2004

porn star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.

LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porn star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porn star.

by Akit March 1, 2004

botox

A poison used with a needle to reduce wrinkles. Must be done by a cosmetic doctor.

Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.

by Akit March 1, 2004

slim chinky

An asian person who is able to rap like Emimen.

Also: see akit

Akit is a slim chinky because he can rap and he's an asian person.

by Akit March 1, 2004

trailer park beer

A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.

My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.

by Akit February 29, 2004