Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AgentM

Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

Nump by Agentm April 3, 2006

A location in Melbourne Australia where shit gets sent for reprocessing; aka 'shit farm'.

Werribee by AgentM September 21, 2003

Synonym for "cardboard". Also a convenient place to use their toilet when no public alternative exists.

I'm going to give them back some of their McNuggets

McDonalds by AgentM September 21, 2003

A green fruit whose migratory habits often cause it to move from a Big Mac to the roof of your local McDonalds.

I flung a pickle at the pimply faced slave behind the Mc Counter and it stuck to her face.

Pickle by AgentM September 21, 2003

A lawyer who looks out for accidents or incidents in which he can help someone sue for his own gain

When I got into the brawl at the pub the ambulance chasers came out after me

ambulance chaser by AgentM September 21, 2003

I nearly got run over by a UAV weilding crazy bitch.

uav by AgentM September 21, 2003

See UAV. A vehicle used by rich single mothers to take control of the road. Rarely used off road.

The single mother next door likes to go shopping in her SUV.

SUV by AgentM September 21, 2003