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Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed test mug.A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
Get the buyromaniac mug.Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
I'm phasting today.
by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015
Get the phasting mug.Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.
by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015
Get the vinegar speed mug.When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*�!3s.
Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
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