Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ae5Ea8

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

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no-mo' code

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

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fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

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freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

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