Ae5Ea8's definitions

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

twerky jerky

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

brotes mcgroats

your friends. The term comes from "bro" and "mcgroats." mcgroats is a word that instantly makes anything 100 times cooler.

Husband: I'll be at the bachelor party from 9 until 11. See you soon, honey.
Wife: I don't believe a word of it. I know that you and your brotes mcgroats are doing to be doing some stupid s**t and staying out all night.

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

the Fred zone

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."

So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015