Ae5Ea8's definitions
Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
Get the flytulencemug. Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
Get the blotto correctmug. Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.
I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
Get the breathiemug. Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.
by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015
Get the empty catbox syndromemug. A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the dunkin' bronutsmug. Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
Get the doctrine of unclean handsmug. A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the Kirklandiamug.