Ae5Ea8's definitions

selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson

The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

Tub

A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

miller's paradox

Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.

miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way

by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016