blahzzard

A snowfall that everyone thinks is going to be a full-on blizzard but ends up producing a pretty minimal amount of snow.

Yo, do you remember the nasty Blizzard of '79?
Broseph, I think you're talking about the Blahzzard of '79. It was in '78 when we had the real blizzard.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

youpon

Combination of "you" and "coupon," describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a youpon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.

Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.

by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015

mingleberries

a joyous mingling of dingleberries

how many mingleberries can dance on the head of a pin?

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots

senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 06, 2016