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Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.
by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
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mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!
by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015
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roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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multi-flixing

Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.
I'm currently multi-flixing Justified, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.
by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015
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stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs
Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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