Ae5Ea8's definitions

Failure to Bonch

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.

Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.

by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

invasion of drivacy

Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.

Neither tort law nor the Fourth Amendment protects against invasion of drivacy.

by Ae5Ea8 June 17, 2015