Ae5Ea8's definitions

mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

brone

a bro who hovers
a helicopter bro

Gimme some space, man. Don't be a brone.

by Ae5Ea8 October 15, 2016

ate-pack abs

A distended belly caused by excessive eating.

Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

voicemailism

Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.

Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

Ascetiquette be damned. Eat while it's hot.

by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016

internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015