Ae5Ea8's definitions

the Fred zone

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."

So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.

Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

Kirklandia

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

no-mo' code

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015