Advil's definitions

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

by Advil April 7, 2004

maldives

Islands south of India (I think) that are fucking BEAUTIFUL...

I had my honeymoon at the maldives.

by Advil April 9, 2004

nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

witchking

Leader of the nine ringwraiths in the Lord of the Rings series, was once a king of men, and resides in Minas Morgul.

Awwww shit dawg Eowyn just stabbed Witchking in the face!

by Advil April 9, 2004

Voldemort

Villain the the Harry Potter series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry.

Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion!

by Advil April 9, 2004

crackpipe

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

fux0r

Formal way of saying "Fucker" or just plain old "fuck".

Person 1: I think I lost my wallet.
Person 2: Oh dear.

WRONG!

Person 1: I think I lost my wallet.
Person 2: Oh fux0r!

by Advil April 9, 2004