AdomC's definitions

Southern California

The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!

Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??

by AdomC June 12, 2015

school

The one place on Earth that forces you to work and be in the same room with annoying assholes you can't stand, and take up and ruining your time by giving you homework and negative news to your parents. The only good thing about it is that is gives you an education for the real world and so you don't have to be with your annoying parents all the time.

If it wasn't for school I wouldn't be stuck with these annoying jerks for half of these six hours and then with this asshole teacher at the last hour who gives out referrals for no reason because she acts like she really hates kids. Screw this place.

by AdomC August 2, 2015

Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.

Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.

by AdomC March 27, 2015

Aristotle

A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.

Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.

by AdomC May 15, 2016

Eminem

Only white rapper from Detroit. He has three daughters and raps about the shit that happened in his ghetto life. Want to know about him, watch "8 Mile".

Guy 1: Yo, I just purchased a new song from Snoop Dogg man!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm tired of hearing the same black people rapping all the time man. Lets listen to Eminem cuz he is the rapper better than those black ones.

by AdomC March 7, 2015

Chemistry

A fucking obnoxious shitty subject you have to take unless you don't want to get into a four year university. You'll never even use Chemistry after high school or college unless you're a mad ass scientist who likes making bombs or drugs or both.

I gotta suffer one year and take Chemistry if I want to get into UH. This fucking sucks cuz I'll never even use this shit in business.

by AdomC August 23, 2016

Lazy Senior

A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.

Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.

by AdomC March 7, 2015