AdomC's definitions

Aristotle

The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!

If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!

by AdomC May 15, 2016

homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

by AdomC May 10, 2015

Stuck up faggot freshman

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.

Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.

by AdomC March 9, 2015

Aristotle

A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.

Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.

by AdomC May 15, 2016

Carson

The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!

by AdomC May 4, 2015

CAHSEE

Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.

I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.

by AdomC March 15, 2015

masturbate

To play with your penis and jack off because you don't have any bitches to have sex with. In some religions masturbating is a sin and God will be pissed off you if you masturbate.

Guy 1:Dude I caught our friend doing something with himself on his bed.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has no bitches so he needs to masturbate sometimes to get pee out of his erect boner.
Guy 1: Man, I feel sorry for him.

by AdomC February 8, 2015