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SAT

Just big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking.
Teacher: Alright class get prepared for the SAT class coming next week.
Classmate: Yeah, well if we don't do well on the dumb ass exam we can always go to community college.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
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Dracula

A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.
Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.
by AdomC February 22, 2015
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Carson

The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!
by AdomC May 4, 2015
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homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.
by AdomC May 10, 2015
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Stuck up faggot freshman

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.
Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
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masturbate

To play with your penis and jack off because you don't have any bitches to have sex with. In some religions masturbating is a sin and God will be pissed off you if you masturbate.
Guy 1:Dude I caught our friend doing something with himself on his bed.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has no bitches so he needs to masturbate sometimes to get pee out of his erect boner.
Guy 1: Man, I feel sorry for him.
by AdomC February 8, 2015
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CAHSEE

Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.
I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.
by AdomC March 15, 2015
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