AdomC's definitions

Southern California

The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!

Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??

by AdomC June 12, 2015

school

The one place on Earth that forces you to work and be in the same room with annoying assholes you can't stand, and take up and ruining your time by giving you homework and negative news to your parents. The only good thing about it is that is gives you an education for the real world and so you don't have to be with your annoying parents all the time.

If it wasn't for school I wouldn't be stuck with these annoying jerks for half of these six hours and then with this asshole teacher at the last hour who gives out referrals for no reason because she acts like she really hates kids. Screw this place.

by AdomC August 2, 2015

Iggy Azalea

A white Australian female rapper who acts like a black female rapper from the ghetto. In reality, she comes from a middle class family. The good thing about her is that she has a nice ass.

Iggy Azalea should stop acting like a tough gal from the hood and should start talking about her sexy body more often

by AdomC April 5, 2015

Rick Rubin

A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.

Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!

by AdomC April 11, 2015

Drake

A Jewish Canadian rapper who was part of Lil Wayne's group Young Money and is best friends with Kanye West. He also makes some decent songs.

Guy 1: "All my exes live in Texas like I'm Goerge Strait."
Guy 2: Whatcha singing?
Guy 1: Drake bro!!!

by AdomC April 3, 2015

Facebook

An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.

Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!

by AdomC November 15, 2015

upperclassmen

The older people in high school(usually 11th and 12th graders) that think they have the right to leave out freshmen, treat them like they don't matter and always telling them to fuck off. They also tend to get lazy as fuck and party their dicks and pussies all night long on Fridays and weekends.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you please take me out to that party that's going on this Friday?
Guy 2: Dude, what grade are ya in?
Guy 1: Freshman...
Guy 2: HAHAHAHA!!! I'm part of the upperclassmen!!! Fuck outta here dude!!! Go home!!!

by AdomC November 22, 2015