AdomC's definitions

Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.

Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.

by AdomC March 27, 2015

Aristotle

The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!

If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!

by AdomC May 15, 2016

Traffic

Fucking bullshit that God invented to slow everything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.

Fuck traffic. It always makes me late to work.

by AdomC June 24, 2015

upperclassmen

The older people in high school(usually 11th and 12th graders) that think they have the right to leave out freshmen, treat them like they don't matter and always telling them to fuck off. They also tend to get lazy as fuck and party their dicks and pussies all night long on Fridays and weekends.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you please take me out to that party that's going on this Friday?
Guy 2: Dude, what grade are ya in?
Guy 1: Freshman...
Guy 2: HAHAHAHA!!! I'm part of the upperclassmen!!! Fuck outta here dude!!! Go home!!!

by AdomC November 22, 2015

booty

It could mean pirate's treasure but it is usually used for a bitch with a nice ass. A booty is what almost every guy wants!

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe!!!

by AdomC April 4, 2015

Algebra

The number one shittiest and stupidest subject ever invented!!

Fuck Algebra.

by AdomC April 28, 2015

Hitler

The biggest odd maniac in History with a huge mustache! He tried killing people of his own religion and influenced people in his speeches with some stupid devil ass tone they use in movies. If there was no Hitler, there would be no World War 2.

Adolph Hitler should be named Adolph the Shitler because he lives to make European cities turn to shitholes and brang shit to his own people!

by AdomC April 29, 2015