AdmiralDavidov's definitions

NuMetal

An abomination created through the bastardization of rap and pop with tastelessly downtuned guitars.

See also Mallcore

Korn, Linkin Park, Taproot...

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

mexecution

A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.

"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks

by AdmiralDavidov August 15, 2006

nu metal

The product of Roadrunner Records, MTV, and post-grunge. It involves teenage angst-based lyrics, simple downtuned guitars, and gimmicks to distract from the deficiencies of the music.

Papa Roach, Mudvayne, Slipknot, etc

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

mexican radio

A decent song that got transformed into something amazing by Celtic Frost.

"Did you hear Frost's cover of Mexican Radio?" -Dave
"Yeah, it ripped," -Vicente Fox

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

The 90s

verb - The discarding of all technical virtuosity in music, the detuning of your instruments, the adoption of whiney or rapped vocals.

noun - An era whose only redeeming qualities were the destruction of hair metal and the creation of the fantastic Beast Wars cartoon. American music was taken over by Grunge, and again later by Rap, Nu-Metal, and post-grunge. None of these genres had any interesting technical arrangements, and most were filled with self-indulgent lyrics about angst, pain, and how much "life sucks".

Though it only lasted ten years, this decade has set music back nearly thirty years.

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

nirvana

A criminally overrated band fronted by Kurt Cobain. Though some good came of the band and the associated grunge scene (the destruction of Poison and Ratt), the negative effects were far more pronounced. Real metal was dealt a crippling blow as well, and depressing heroin rock was able to dominate thereafter. Though grunge died in 1995 with Cobain, the effects of Nirvana's "whiney generation" revolution are still being felt today. Nu-metal and mallcore filled in the vacuum left by heavy metal, mimicing the simple chord progressions and detuned guitars that were present in the grunge movement. Post-grunge rock, which has blossomed into many lackluster subgenres, still bears the simplicity and downcast attitude, as well as the whiney vox of the grunge movement.

"My generation is dwarfed by the baby boomers, what a bummer," -Cobain

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005