4 definitions by Adenia Volkensii

getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

black cop named carl

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

See Family Matters, Die Hard, etc.

by Adenia Volkensii April 26, 2005

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

hollaback girl

Now that it's become an accidental cultural phenomenon, does Gwen Stefani even realize how awful a song she wrote?

Let me here you say this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Terrible.

by Adenia Volkensii June 5, 2005