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1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the tityell mug.An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."
FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
by Adel7 January 12, 2008
Get the smacronym mug.Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Get the spontaneous combustion mug.When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
by Adel7 September 4, 2007
Get the eyeservice mug.When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
Get the gas humping mug.The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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