Adel7's definitions

gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

venial

Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."

Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."

Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

oopseedoopseepoopsee

A corny way of saying oops, maybe to a little kid.

Aaaah man, oopseedoopseepoopsee - did I do that!?!

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

Gee wilickers

Something geezer's say to mean "oh snap" or "woah now." Something Flanders from the Simpsons would say.

As Flanders might say after seeing something really surprising and then accepting it: "Gee wilickers! That car just blew up. Well, oh well. The Lord must've ordained it on that sinner. Okily-dokily-doo."

A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

holler at a wordy son

The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:

1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue

Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.

Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"

Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"

Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."

Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."

Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."

Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"

by Adel7 September 11, 2007