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When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
Get the gas humping mug.When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
by Adel7 September 4, 2007
Get the eyeservice mug.Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."
Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."
Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."
Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."
Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the venial mug.A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.
When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
Tycho Brahe would have loved to use todays computers - because he could have gotten extremely accurate measurements.
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Get the Tycho Brahe mug.The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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