Adam's definitions

balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled

hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her

by adam April 6, 2005

boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

by Adam May 7, 2004

blingalicious

An item possessing high quantities of bling.

Aw snap! Those 22's are blingalicious!

by Adam November 20, 2004

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by adam October 16, 2008

chavletts

The chav children brought up by...you guessed it, chavettes, usually 13-17, often with no help from the dad (he has probably already pregnated another 3 girls). Unfortunatly they create a new wave of anti-social behaviour.

A chavletts first word: INNIT!!
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*

by Adam September 3, 2008

skully

a hat or no brim black wool cap

my skully is tight on my head

by adam March 19, 2005

Twin Peaks

1. rare slang for breasts
2. a bizarre mystery television series

1. I saw her twin peaks yesterday.
2. I saw twin peaks yesterday.

by Adam December 24, 2003