Adam's definitions

Tapioca Factor

When something borders on a perpetual line between good and gross.

I just can't tell whether tapioca pudding is delicious or disgusting. It's the original Tapioca Factor.

by Adam May 7, 2009

chavletts

The chav children brought up by...you guessed it, chavettes, usually 13-17, often with no help from the dad (he has probably already pregnated another 3 girls). Unfortunatly they create a new wave of anti-social behaviour.

A chavletts first word: INNIT!!
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*

by Adam September 3, 2008

wisconsin

A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois

Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!

by Adam March 27, 2005

ufia

UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.

I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!

by Adam October 14, 2004

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 5, 2004

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005

Northern Kentucky

The region of land that separates the city of Cincinnati from the state of Kentucky. The residents of this area always stress their proximity to Ohio and always make sure to point out that Northern Kentucky is unlike the rest of the state. However, this ares is in a way its own state. The Ohioans refuse to accept it since it is part of Kentucky, and the rest of Kentucky considers residents of this area to be "damnyankees".

I live in Northern Kentucky but I just tell people I'm from Cincinnati.

by Adam January 15, 2005