4 definitions by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron

Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron August 14, 2005

fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow

"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 9, 2006

Spigger

Someone of a Hispanic background with black skin.
But generally used as a random insult to anyone.

"You are such a spigger!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron March 3, 2006

kinga

A female contestant in Englands Piss-poor attempt at reality Tv known as Big Brother. This fairly large "minger kinga" decided to pretend to be drunk on non-alcoholic wine (non-beknownest to the contestants) then take the bottle on to the garden and attempted to shove it up her Gash and try to pleasure herself.

"Dude that Kinga is a fat bottle-fucking cow"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 9, 2006