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Geekyleaks

News leaks about new gadgets and products that haven't been launched yet. Particularly the kind that causes uproar and makes headlines in the techy community.
Dude, did you see all the geekyleaks about the new iPhone or whatever?

Yeah, it's all over the tech blogs. They made some powerful people very angry.
by Ad.Co December 1, 2010
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Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.
person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!
by Ad.Co January 26, 2010
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Poostpone

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.
by Ad.Co November 12, 2010
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Efacive

A person who avoids face to face meetings or confrontations
Damn I just can't get hold of my boss to talk about that raise. The woman's Efacive.
by Ad.Co August 23, 2010
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A.T.A

Average Time of Arrival.
When you're late regularly to work, school etc. but more or less arrive at the same time every day.
Boss: Hey it's 9.45, you're 45 minutes late! You've been late every single day since you started here, what's your excuse??

Employee: I'm not late. I show up every day between 9.30 and 10 so I'm right on the nose of my A.T.A :)

Boss: Dude...
by Ad.Co October 15, 2010
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Sweeze

A sneeze while having Swine Flu OR a Swine Flu Sneeze. Can also be used as a question or suggesting someone may have Swine Flu.
"Was that a sneeze or a sweeze?"
"Don't sweeze on me"
"I think I just sweezed!"
by Ad.Co August 6, 2009
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Isolater

The time it takes until you meet someone again due to self isolation, quarantine or lockdown measures imposed by the cronoavirus / Covid-19 pandemic
Hey bruh, did you cough just now?
Guess I did bruh
Ah man, you better go home and stay in

Yea, you're right, I'll hit you up in 14
Yea Isolater bruh!
Isolater....
by Ad.Co March 30, 2020
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