4 definitions by Actom360

Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

by Actom360 October 25, 2016

Faux CD

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

by Actom360 August 18, 2014

Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

by Actom360 August 17, 2014

Boil

To smoke marijuana in a sauna.

Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna

by Actom360 December 22, 2014