Lmao

It's like that Chinese knockoff of lol that people use because their friend already said lol

Ace: Lol that was funny
Daniel: Lmao yeah it was
Ace: Dude. The fuck.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Hot Chocolate

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.

Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM

When you're bored and have a good keyboard like me.

Ace: QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM
Google: Here are 4242424242424242424242 results in .0000042 seconds.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit

Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit

by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020

Comtarded

It's when you're retarded when it comes to computers.

Ace: My grandpa is so comtarded.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Yahoo

Take Google and make it Mexican.

Ace: Do you use Yahoo, grandma?
Grandma: No, I use a computer.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020