Lmao

It's like that Chinese knockoff of lol that people use because their friend already said lol
Ace: Lol that was funny
Daniel: Lmao yeah it was
Ace: Dude. The fuck.
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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Hot Chocolate

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.
Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM

When you're bored and have a good keyboard like me.
Ace: QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM
Google: Here are 4242424242424242424242 results in .0000042 seconds.
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit
Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit
by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020
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Comtarded

It's when you're retarded when it comes to computers.
Ace: My grandpa is so comtarded.
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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Yahoo

Ace: Do you use Yahoo, grandma?
Grandma: No, I use a computer.
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.
Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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