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Definitions by Abriel Ole

The Hood Advantage 

-When one knows the area very well and can navigate around obstacles in the hood; such as traffic, police lights ahead, and swerving a hoe. Also used when in a chase or racing.
"Ohp, there's a traffic jam on I-475. I'm gonna havta use the hood advantage to get around it. I'll get off on Atherton and get back on at Bristol and hopefully pass the accident or what ever it is."
The Hood Advantage by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

Deadhorse 

What Trump has been beating on since he started to run for president. He's talking about nothing but himself, open your eyes. fuck Hillary too though. Vote for Jim Carrey.
Trump's whole campaign is based of the fact that Hillary is like the worst solution and Trump is only slightly better. He has plans that he can't say so instead he beats a deadhorse and talks about himself in order to waste time. on the contrary Hillary will avoid talking about herself. Both are liers.
Deadhorse by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

Smell Check

When you smell things like a dog, in order to find evidence of drugs.
Guy 1: "Dude, do I smell like pot."

Guy 2: "Let me do a smell check. No, you're good."
Smell Check by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016
-The act of randomly wondering to find something or some shit to do.

-The one word that rhymes with orange.
"Funk work today, I'm going to dorange for some orange kush."
Dorange by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Cell Phone 

The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
Cell Phone by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
-The male form of the word thirsty.

-When a guy is horny and is looking to score some tale.

-Guys eat pussy and girls drank cum. Hungry and thirsty.
Girls get thirsty af and guys get hungry af.

Some guy: "I'm hungry as fuck bruh, I'm about to munch on that pussy over there."
Hungry by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016