Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016
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Zombie Joint

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie joints have a really scary high
by Abriel Ole September 28, 2016
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Cell Phone

The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Whatizap

pronunciation: Wha-tis-zap

A random mashing of words that someone said one day, when they met to say 'what time is it?' So now that's what it means. I think she was trying to say, "what's the time at?" idk. It kind of flows though.
"Yo Marsha, whatizap?"

"It's only 10:14."
by Abriel Ole October 19, 2016
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Jack Nos

A surprisingly good mix drink that contains Jack Daniels and Nos energy drink. It's about 3-4 shots of Jack to 1 can of original Nos (complx6). Kind of taste like peaches or tangerines. It's highly addictive but be warned, I had about three mason jars full and I thought my heart was going to explode. It will pump you up though.
I'm going to go camping and drink some Jack Nos.
by Abriel Ole September 19, 2016
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Dorange

-The act of randomly wondering to find something or some shit to do.

-The one word that rhymes with orange.
"Funk work today, I'm going to dorange for some orange kush."
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Hungry

-The male form of the word thirsty.

-When a guy is horny and is looking to score some tale.

-Guys eat pussy and girls drank cum. Hungry and thirsty.
Girls get thirsty af and guys get hungry af.

Some guy: "I'm hungry as fuck bruh, I'm about to munch on that pussy over there."
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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