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tix

"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?"

"u bet"
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
mugGet the tixmug.

mental health club

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004
mugGet the mental health clubmug.

chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.
"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
mugGet the chemistrymug.

cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.
Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!
by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005
mugGet the cow fightmug.

527

Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections.

The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.

These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.
Examples of 527s:

"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"
by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004
mugGet the 527mug.

Sisterstatistics

Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
mugGet the Sisterstatisticsmug.

qbasic

Outdated version of the BASIC programming language which came packaged with Windows version 3.1.

The language provided an easy way to create graphics, though limited to 4-bit colors and 640 by 480 resolution.

Although the "Q" stood for "quick" the only thing quick thing about QBASIC was the time to program. The language was interpreted, rather than compiled, severely retarding program execution speed.

The language is still adequate for novice programmers. However, learners who master the basics of QBASICS should graduate to Visual Basic, a much more flexible and faster language that inherited much of QBASIC's syntax.
"I've learned to program graphics with QBASIC but, finding the language too limited, made the easy transition to Visual Basic."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
mugGet the qbasicmug.

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