AbnormalBoy's definitions

william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

Juicy Lucy

Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)

Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

double entendre

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.

"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004

wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).

Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!

by AbnormalBoy October 1, 2004