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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
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flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004
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holocaust

"A nuclear holocaust could wipe out 95% of our population."
by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
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calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.
"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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indian giver

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.
"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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