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boobies

1) Female organs that are:

Okay if small
O O

Better if they protrude
(.)(.)

Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)

Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)


2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
mugGet the boobiesmug.

mental health club

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004
mugGet the mental health clubmug.

wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).
Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!
by AbnormalBoy October 1, 2004
mugGet the wingdingsmug.

poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004
mugGet the poindextermug.

rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.
Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004
mugGet the rubberneckmug.

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
mugGet the sperm bank qualitymug.

'brid

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.
"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."
by AbnormalBoy December 31, 2004
mugGet the 'bridmug.

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