AbnormalBoy's definitions

mental health club

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004

chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005

527

Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections.

The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.

These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.

Examples of 527s:

"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"

by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.

Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004

Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.

1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004