Abby Normal 's definitions

Margar

1)noun- A large, forceful, and otherwise terrifying person; a giant (8'11" maximum).
2)verb- "to Margar"- to become angry; to stomp around and threaten (often with a machete)in a generally good natured but scary way.

1)When she wore her platform combat boots, she looked like a Margar.

2)When he told me he wasn't going to make me dinner, I went all Margar on him.

by abby normal October 23, 2007

Chomez

Defined as the creative half of the Puny Homo and Chomez show!

"Chomez, You are so friggin smaht ked !"
How do you come up with such hillarious content ?

by Abby Normal August 24, 2022

Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger

A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00

by Abby Normal August 24, 2022

Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.

When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !

by Abby Normal March 25, 2022