Aaron's definitions

ford mustang

a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights

"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."

by Aaron December 8, 2003

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

Shuse

interj. variant of "shit"
Used to express surprise, anger, extreme displeasure, or happiness.

Shuse! That's tyte, dawg.

by Aaron April 22, 2003

fallout boy

worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.

guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!

by aaron September 19, 2004

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004