Aaron's definitions

pos

Yes it IS an abbreviation, but it means Piece of Shit.

Tis Quite simple to understand.

"This film is a POS"

"You are an idiotic POS"

by Aaron July 29, 2005

Goon

Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

by Aaron April 17, 2005

Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 19, 2005

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005

reuter

a blond haired man who recieves a hot carl, cleavland steamer and a rusty trombone simultaneously.

I was getting together with some friends in sac town and the three of them gave me a reuter,

by aaron April 21, 2005

dry day

A day where you have a problem masterbating in the shower and your mom tells you to get out before you can ejaculate.

hey man, i hate when i only have a dry day

by aaron May 1, 2005

Screen

Screening is the act of deliberately ignoring a phone call, often for days on end.

See Also: side-buttoning

:While calling someone: This is the fifth time i've called Nick, and this is the 5th time his ass has screened me.

by aaron January 7, 2008