AYYFRON's definitions

shoilette

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.

Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.

by ayyfron September 1, 2011

Pull slide

To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.

Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.

Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.

by AYYFRON August 12, 2010

consultish

A gibberish language spoken by management consultants

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish

by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

Post-coital depression

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.

by AYYFRON October 19, 2009

STTT

Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.

Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.

Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.

by AYYFRON December 3, 2009

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011