AYB's definitions

aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.

Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

Ramen Noodles

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.

I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^

by AYB February 23, 2003

tempo

speed. Used often in music to describe how fast a song is in the number of beats per minute.

The orchestra song was played at a slow tempo to create a relaxing mood.

by AYB February 26, 2003

reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

by AYB May 17, 2003

prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

by AYB April 8, 2003