ASESSINO's definitions

Pitote

Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.

Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!

by ASESSINO February 2, 2004

yesca

In spanish it's what you get high with. Mota

I got the yesca, roll it up and just blaze it!

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

Sur

1.The southern part of California and other states inhabited by Surenos.
2. 13

Some Surenos encountered a Norteno and blasted his ass!

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R

by ASESSIno April 25, 2004

chapete

Any bitchass marika affiliated with XIV.

"Shit happens muthafucker
Shouldn't haved rolled in the South
Now your dead lil Chap
Time to piss in your mouth
Just remember where your at
Killa Kali your done
Its big bad Sureno Gs
Southside number ONE!"

by ASESSINO March 2, 2004

M

1.Short for La M or eme.
2.The Mexican Mafia.

La M has spread to many states.

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

Super Mario

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

by ASESSINO April 29, 2004