AP's definitions

gas

A physical state for chemical substances. And also a form of food for people that aper dislike.

Ät gas, dude.

by ap January 16, 2003

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

poop sack

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out

my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack

by ap April 15, 2004

Rugby

rugby- cavemen type game played by those lackiing the skills needed for afl.

he plays rugby because he is too fat for afl

by ap April 18, 2005

dto

An older form for the more modern version 'dajto'. An ap.

dto e en ap.

by ap January 16, 2003

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

aper

Rumour says that aper are divine creatures. Scientists have only found three so called 'aper' roaming this earth.

Ni e aper.
aper like korv.

by ap January 16, 2003