AP's definitions

korv

Food for the Gods. Also a word that can describe numerous phenomenons and appears frequently in dialouges between so called 'aper' (see definition of 'aper').

dajto likes korv.
pucko has korv up his butt.
dz says "ni e ena korvar".
Ät en korv.

by ap January 15, 2003

ferrot

A vagina that has had its pubic hair removed by shaving or waxing.

Alison shaved her ferrot everyday.

by Ap March 12, 2005

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

zon

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

by AP December 23, 2003

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

aper

Rumour says that aper are divine creatures. Scientists have only found three so called 'aper' roaming this earth.

Ni e aper.
aper like korv.

by ap January 16, 2003

bearclaw

The appearance of a wedge in a woman's genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes.

The grandpa said Andria had a nice bearclaw.

by Ap March 12, 2005