AP's definitions

Phantom Punch

When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!

"CORY WIPE IT OFF MY FACE!" Shayna

by AP January 24, 2004

Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap May 13, 2005

dito

The oldest form of 'dajto' that preceeds even 'dto'. An ap.

dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.

by ap January 16, 2003

säd

Male ejaculate. Sticky stuff. 'säda' is the verb.

bagarn sädade i soffan.
det är säd i bagarns soffa.

by ap January 16, 2003

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

jeet kune do

"Way of the Intercepting Fist"

An American martial art philosophy invented by Bruce Lee. JKD takes what is useful and assimilates it into it's arsenal. Of the martial arts, it is the least restrictive. Any one who practices JKD in the same way as Bruce Lee is doing it wrong, it is intended as a way of personal expression. Truely an American idea, it has no set techniques.

I'm tired and probably screwed this up, read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do by: Bruce Lee for the full scoop.
-AP

JKD, it sounds funny!

by AP January 4, 2004

gas

A physical state for chemical substances. And also a form of food for people that aper dislike.

Ät gas, dude.

by ap January 16, 2003