AP's definitions

The Sneaky Boone

common for red sox nation,and Aaron Boone former Yankee player

when your close to cumming,then out of nowhere your getting it in your ass

as i was close to giving her some bukkake,she stuck her finger in my ass and gave me the Sneaky Boone..I had flashbacks of the 2003 ALCS all over again

by AP April 14, 2005

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

Ford Probe

A sports car with a fairly tight racing suspension, anda little torqy 4 banger.

It has a limiter at 114 but the 4 banger will pump you upwards of 60 mph in under 9 seconds WOOT go 4 banger.

hah some dude in a getta Gl tried to mob on my probe. maybe on the high end of the spectrum, but we was reading my anybody but Bush sticker, SUCKA!!. *squeel eeeeeeee *sliding around corner*

by AP October 4, 2004

gas

A physical state for chemical substances. And also a form of food for people that aper dislike.

Ät gas, dude.

by ap January 16, 2003

Special Big Mac

The sexual act of a woman getting banged by two guys, while getting her vagina ate out.

That girl last night was freaky, she wanted the Special Big Mac and nothing else.

by AP August 2, 2004

Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap May 13, 2005