AP's definitions

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

aper

Rumour says that aper are divine creatures. Scientists have only found three so called 'aper' roaming this earth.

Ni e aper.
aper like korv.

by ap January 16, 2003

Road Trip

A Road trip is a car trip that is defined by the word "trip". The trip is a not the journy but a feeling that you get after smoking to much.

i was driving up to Reno and i had a Road Trip. i started framing out and i almost took a one way offramp to the bottom of the mountain!!

by AP October 3, 2004

darknez

An older form of 'dz'. An ap.

darknez likes girls.

by ap January 16, 2003

Ford Probe

A sports car with a fairly tight racing suspension, anda little torqy 4 banger.

It has a limiter at 114 but the 4 banger will pump you upwards of 60 mph in under 9 seconds WOOT go 4 banger.

hah some dude in a getta Gl tried to mob on my probe. maybe on the high end of the spectrum, but we was reading my anybody but Bush sticker, SUCKA!!. *squeel eeeeeeee *sliding around corner*

by AP October 4, 2004

gas

A physical state for chemical substances. And also a form of food for people that aper dislike.

Ät gas, dude.

by ap January 16, 2003