ANDY's definitions

V'Ka

Capital of the Maakenmire. Unknown to most followers of the Lone Wolf series (unless of course they happen to have the Magnamund Companion), the Maakenmire is home to an intelligent species of reptilians, and V'Ka, hidden in the swamp, is their capital.

It is also the home of the Gourgaz, often used as lieutenants in the armies of the Darklands, and of numerous rare herbs and the like.

It is left a mystery whether these intelligent reptilians are in fact the Gourgaz, or whether they are related to them in some way. It is at least conceivable that the Darklord-aligned Gourgaz are renegades or have been tricked or induced in some way.

by Andy April 24, 2004

skunk

smell of 50% of all Canadian beer shipped anywhere south of Minnesota

That Moosehead has that typical skunk smell

by Andy July 22, 2003

Haunted Mansion

The most incredible ride ever invented.
Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California

The Haunted Mansion is awesome

by Andy April 20, 2004

the fear

Paranoia that comes from smoking Marujuana. You'l start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."

You'll start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."

by Andy March 17, 2005

SAT

Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.

I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.

by Andy June 26, 2004

Ramajama

The act of a girl raming her fists into her or another's vagina.

Kat's ready for a ramajama.

by andy March 6, 2003

kraan

A large red winged pterodactyl-like monster in the world of Magnamund (Joe Dever, Lone Wolf) - rarely ridden, but often used as shock troops to pick off enemies in battles, and occasionally to carry other monsters. Watch out - they swoop from above, keep away from hills in Lone Wolf 1

You can see a kraan circling the hill. Do you want to:

1) climb the hill and get killed, or
2) go under the hill and get killed by a burrowcrawler instead?

by Andy April 17, 2004