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1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
1) Man, this weed is the shit! I can barely feel my feet!
2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.
2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.
by Andy November 3, 2002
Get the shit mug.The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.
Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.
Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).
Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.
Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).
by Andy August 1, 2004
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Get the antidisestablishmentarianism mug.What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the anal crap mug.When a man performs a bowel movement into a plastic sandwich baggy, then inserts his penis into the bag and thrusts madly as if he were shaking a bottle of ketchup.
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The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
by Andy August 30, 2004
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