12 definitions by ALEXtheEMO
"Impossible" originally was defined as something that is completely not possible to be done or completed. Modernly, it is a slang word, that is an adjetive. It is used for tasks that are of extreme difficulty, that one may have not completed. This one must have been the one to call it impossible, though in doubt, of his inability to do it, he knew it was not really impossible; just using it as an adjetive. Things that have not been completed by you, may be considerably impossible, due to your inability of the completion of what you are doing(trying).
Man 1: I'm going to run 5 miles in just 20 minutes.
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!
by ALEXtheEMO November 18, 2009
If you are having a stroke, you are stroking off, and stroganoth! Stroganoth is just a mispronounctiation of "stroking off".
Dude 1:"Oh, no... I am having a stroke!"
Dude 2:"*gasp* Damn, you are stroking off!"
Dude 3:"Shut up, "Dude 1" is just stroganoth!"
Smart dude:"ALL ARE CORRECT!!!"
Dude 2:"*gasp* Damn, you are stroking off!"
Dude 3:"Shut up, "Dude 1" is just stroganoth!"
Smart dude:"ALL ARE CORRECT!!!"
by ALEXtheEMO August 16, 2009
noun. One who supports war in all ways. One who is a genocidal maniac. One who wants war, to commit genocide; mostly because of extreme hatred. Possibly one who may be affiliated with Adolf Hitler or any other genocidal maniacs in any way. Someone with an organized plan, to commit genocide upon one's race or ethnicity; racism. For example:
After Adolf Hitler became dictator of Germany, he unjusly blamed the Jews, for the problems in Germany, so he encouraged the nazi party to relocate the Jews to concentration camps, to be exterminated; making him a pro-war genocidiac. Also, not much, but the Soviet Union, eh?
by ALEXtheEMO December 23, 2009
Plural form of emophobe. Someone who is too stupid, to realize that emos do not cut themseleves. Emophobes need to die. Emophobes are my enemy, and I wish that they would kill themselves.
ALEXtheEMO: "I am emo!"
Emophobe: "Go cut youself, you emo!"
Emophobe 2: "Go slit your wrist, you emo!"
ALEXtheEMO: "STFU, you bunch of emophobes!"
Emophobe: "No, go kill youself!"
ALEXtheEMO: "Shut the **** up!!!"
Emophobe 2: "Never!"
ALEXtheEMO: "*mutes* the emophobes* hahaha!!!"
Emophobe: "Go cut youself, you emo!"
Emophobe 2: "Go slit your wrist, you emo!"
ALEXtheEMO: "STFU, you bunch of emophobes!"
Emophobe: "No, go kill youself!"
ALEXtheEMO: "Shut the **** up!!!"
Emophobe 2: "Never!"
ALEXtheEMO: "*mutes* the emophobes* hahaha!!!"
by ALEXtheEMO August 21, 2009
Emos are emotional, not humans who cut themselves. Emos can be emotionally depressed, emotionally disturbed, or just emotional about things.
"I cut myself, so I must be emo!", "No, emos don't cut themselves, that's what a cutter does! I am emotional about... stuff, so I am emo, not you.".
by ALEXtheEMO July 26, 2009