AL's definitions

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".

All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat

by Al January 17, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 1, 2008

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003