AKACroatalin's definitions

TPO

TPO is an acronym standing for Thoroughly Pissed Off; this means that you are about as far from happy as it is possible to get and the world and his brother can fuck right off and die.

I've just spent the morning fixing another fuck up by that fuckwit Malcolm and I am TPO.

by AKACroatalin February 3, 2021

Twatism

Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."

"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"

by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021

FIWAF

British Army acronym describing arboreal warfare, it stands for Fighting In Woodland And Forest

"Arkie, what're we doin' on these manoeuvres?"
"FIWAF."

by AKACroatalin March 6, 2022