AKACroatalin's definitions

Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

Health Hazard

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.

“Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”

by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

Detrimental

Detrimental is an adjective that means harmful or tending to cause harm. It can also be used to mean prejudicial, disadvantageous or counterproductive.

Most people realise that smoking is detrimental to your health.

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Ground Pounder

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War. It is a derogatory term for a non-combat soldier or an officer who calls unnecessary drills or parades.

Get your gear! The new Ltwants us to parade for a kit inspection!
Sheeit! That STRAC REMF is a real ground pounder!

by AKACroatalin March 8, 2019

Devil’s Dumplings

Another name for turds, poo, poop or excrement.

When Malcolm takes a shit the stench tells you why they’re called Devil’s Dumplings.

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2017

Harmful

Harmful is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing harm or injury. It describes something which is detrimental, hurtful or damaging either to you or others.

Bullshitting is as harmful to your credibility as smoking is to your health.

by AKACroatalin August 11, 2016

Fart Fact 3

If you eat certain food groups they can make your farts smell worse. When you eat a lot of sulphur rich foods like eggs and meat, your farts will smell worse because met and eggs breaks down to create hydrogen sulphide, which leads to the emission of the so-called rotten-egg fart.

“Malcolm says he only eats meat, eggs and dairy products.”
“No wonder his farts stink so much, he’s living proof of Fart Fact 3”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019