AKACroatalin's definitions

Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

UFHC

UFHC stands for Unfit for Human Consumption and means just that. In the UK it became well known during World War II where all foodstuffs had to be used and those unfit for human consumption were used as animal feed. It was also at this time that its use expanded and it was applied to those people who are truly disgusting and whose habits appearance and presence make you want to vomit.

That Malcolm is disgusting, scratching his fat arsehole inside his pants then cleaning his nails with his teeth. Totally UFHC.

by AKACroatalin March 24, 2017

Multiple Submissions

Making more than one submission of a definition to Urban Dictionary. This is a device used by people in the hope that the more frequently they submit their definition the more likely it is to be accepted. If the definition contravenes the guidelines laid down by Urban Dictionary, volunteer editors will not accept it no matter how many times it is submitted. The practice of multiple submissions is also likely to backfire on them as even if the volunteer editor couldn’t decide on it the first time they saw it, seeing multiple times more is likely to piss them off so that they vote to keep it out, after all they’re only human. So if you are going to submit a definition, do yourself a favour, submit it only once and if it is rejected, check it against Urban Dictionary guidelines, correct it and resubmit and it just might get accepted.

Making multiple submissions to Urban Dictionary slows things down and may actually reduce the chances of your definition being accepted.

by AKACroatalin May 10, 2015

Unexpectedly

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

Cassock Wearer

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Aggy Jaggers

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.

by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017

GOOD

Acronym standing for Gormless, Overbearing Over opinionated and Depressing. Although it’s really a bacronym it is useful as a comeback to those dismal fuckwits, usually female, who run motivational, performance improvement and other courses and who tell you that fine stands for Fed up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. These people are usually unsure of themselves and are looking for some means to bolster their confidence; they should not, however, do it at someone else’s expense.

“The silly cow running the course told me that I shouldn’t say fine because fine stood for Fed up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional, I should say good. I told her that good was an Americanism with no place in the English language and that it stood for Gormless, Overbearing Over opinionated and Depressing and that she was the epitome of it.”

by AKACroatalin November 10, 2016