Fuckwits think this means ‘of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
Someone who posts clips or pontificates on YouTube. Usually a brain-dead nonentity with no friends who is idolised by cretinous preteens who have no life.
by AKACroatalin September 07, 2016
It means having numerous uses, being versatile or capable of being used for a great many different things.
by AKACroatalin June 07, 2015
This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
It’s the place where you work, shop, office, farm, building site. Anywhere work is carried out is a workplace.
by AKACroatalin May 22, 2015
Septic oonch fancier with acute princess syndrome who purports to be a comedienne and chat show hostess. Unknown outside of the United States, her interviewing technique appears to centre on asking her guest personal questions, accusing them of lying and ridiculing their answers. Americans appear to find that entertaining, on social media it’s known as trolling, not funny, not pleasant. Her attempts to break into British television have resulted in annoyance and advert irritation to their viewing public. This is not too surprising as a previous attempt to move into the UK market was decidedly unsuccessful but it appears that she can’t take the hint.
by AKACroatalin October 05, 2016