AKACroatalin's definitions

Healeish

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.

"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"

by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015

Renifleur

A renifleur is someone, can be male or female, with a medical condition that gives them sexual pleasure from smells. It doesn’t result in them being slightly turned on, but clothes off, into bed, or even the nearest patch of grass, and get it on. The condition can be triggered by a particular smell, usually quite specific and forming part of a fragrance, but in very rare cases it can be triggered by ordinary, everyday, common smells which means that the person must be kept in a sterile, odour-free environment. Surprisingly, many people exhibit a toned down version of this trait which is why males and females can be more sexually receptive when a certain perfume or aftershave is used.

Have you smelled the stench coming off Malcolm? He's enough to make the most ardent renifleur get a gas mask!

by AKACroatalin February 27, 2019

Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Coprolite

Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.

It’s only Malcolm’s age that stops him being a complete coprolite.

by AKACroatalin September 6, 2016

Pongoes

British slang dating from the mid to late nineteenth century, meaning soldiers. Soldiers were not popular at this time as Kipling’s poem Tommy shows (Barrack Room Ballads 1892). The word itself stems from expressions used by comedians in theatres and music halls to get a cheap laugh. The two that are most commonly quoted are "where the army goes the pong goes", or “when the wind blows the pong goes”, pong meaning smell. This quickly became pongoes meaning soldiers plural and pongo meaning an individual. Another possible explanation is that the soldiers were being likened to a large, hairy, smelly ape called a pongo. The expression is still in use today although not common, confined mainly to those who saw service in World War II or Korea (very few now) or who did National Service in Britain while this was still compulsory.

Ambulance chasing lawyers, seeking compensation for terrorists, still see soldiers as pongoes.

by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016

WOSP

A commonly used British acronym originating in London (there are so many of them there) and standing for Waste Of Space Prick, Prat or Pillock. It is not the same as WASP, although they can be WOSPs as well but is applied to someone who is so monumentally stupid that they don't even realise they're stupid.

“I asked Malcolm if he knew he was a real WOSP. He told me he didn’t have any religious faith.”
“Point proven, he’s a WOSP alright.”

by AKACroatalin February 21, 2017

Po-faced

Po-faced means having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner; piously or hypocritically solemn. It can also mean expressionless or emotionless, perhaps derived from poker face meaning the ability to avoid showing any reaction to the cards you have been dealt.

When he tries to tell you where you’ve gone wrong, he can be such a po-faced twat.
I was playing cards with the lads last night, couldn’t read Charlie at all, totally po-faced.

by AKACroatalin June 19, 2015