AKACroatalin's definitions
An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
Get the LinkedInmug. A woman's fart smells worse than a man's. Although this may sound difficult to believe it is absolutely true! Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Michael D Levitt, a gastroenterologist working in Minneapolis, found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulphide, so they are definitely smellier.
“Are you sure Malcolm isn’t a woman?”
“Fairly sure, why do you ask?”
“Well it’s because of fart fact 4.”
“Fairly sure, why do you ask?”
“Well it’s because of fart fact 4.”
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019
Get the Fart Fact 4mug. An old English word meaning a corpse. It is present in a number of English place names, notably Lichfield, and can also be spelled lych or lyke; it derives from the Medieval English “lic” meaning a dead body.
by AKACroatalin November 30, 2015
Get the Lichmug. An acronym with multiple meanings:
1. Sweet Fuck All;
2. Smelly Fat Arse/Ass;
3. Sweet Fanny Adams;
4. Sad Fucking Act;
There are probably more than the ones listed here, but you can see from context that there is nothing good about any of them, so if someone uses SFA and your name in the same sentence they ain’t paying you a compliment.
1. Sweet Fuck All;
2. Smelly Fat Arse/Ass;
3. Sweet Fanny Adams;
4. Sad Fucking Act;
There are probably more than the ones listed here, but you can see from context that there is nothing good about any of them, so if someone uses SFA and your name in the same sentence they ain’t paying you a compliment.
Malcolm has:
1. SFA in the way of brains;
2. A very large SFA;
3. Is worth SFA to the organisation;
4. and is a complete SFA.
1. SFA in the way of brains;
2. A very large SFA;
3. Is worth SFA to the organisation;
4. and is a complete SFA.
by AKACroatalin October 4, 2016
Get the SFAmug. Old slang from the Isle of Man meaning an armful. It’s not used much nowadays but it refers to the amount of wood for the fire, packages, that you can carry under, or with, one arm.
by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017
Get the Oxterfulmug. An abbreviation used by the US Army meaning Rest and Recreation, Rest and Recuperation or Rest and Relaxation. Frequently referred to by troops as I ‘n I (Intoxication and Intercourse), it refers to the practice of rotating combat troops out of the front line to give them an opportunity to relax and unwind thereby reducing the impact of ptsd. The term was certainly used during the Korean and Vietnam Wars but most likely dates from World War II.
by AKACroatalin October 2, 2016
Get the R 'n Rmug. It’s a noun occasionally used in pathology meaning a pain in the buttocks. So if you say that someone gives you pygalgia you are saying in a polite and technical way that they are a pain in the arse.
“How would you describe Malcolm?”
“Pygalgia!”
“Pygalgia!”
by AKACroatalin February 20, 2017
Get the Pygalgiamug.