AKACroatalin's definitions

TPO

TPO is an acronym standing for Thoroughly Pissed Off; this means that you are about as far from happy as it is possible to get and the world and his brother can fuck right off and die.

I've just spent the morning fixing another fuck up by that fuckwit Malcolm and I am TPO.

by AKACroatalin February 3, 2021

Gaol Bait

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.

"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015

Charlie

Something that fascinates most men; it’s found in pairs on females and is another name for a breast, boob or tit. Although it can be used in the singular form it is usually used in the plural, Charlies.

“Miranda’s lopsided, she’s got on Charlie bigger than the other!”

by AKACroatalin February 20, 2017

Bathmophobia

Derived from the Ancient Greek βάσις (Bathos, “step”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The fear of stairs or steep slopes;
2 The fear of walking;
Usually it is taken to mean the fear of stairs or steep slopes and, in some cases, this fear can be so acute that merely seeing stairs or a steep slope can induce a panic attack.

Donald Trump is said to suffer from bathmophobia which probably explains why he holds the handrail tightly when negotiating stairs. It might be interesting to see what would happen if he was on a set of transparent, open-plan stairs with no handrail.

by AKACroatalin February 9, 2017

Lit Up

Originally US Army slang from the Vietnam War meaning attacked or to be attacked but is now used more widely. The expression referred, initially, to night-time artillery attacks where illuminating rounds would be used to expose the target before it was destroyed with High Explosive, Fragmentation or White Phosphorous (Willie Pete) rounds. The use of the expression broadened until it was used to describe any intense attack whether on enemy positions or personnel or your own with an air strike artillery or small arms fire.

“Charlie lit up Kilo company’s compound last night. Man it was crazy, mortar rounds everywhere, but nobody got greased an’ only a couple of minor wounds. No evacs, just a purple heart an’ a pat on the head.”

by AKACroatalin November 4, 2016

Moo

A rather more polite way of calling an unpleasant, disagreeable female a cow

“You silly moo!”
(By courtesy of Alf Garnett)

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

Overindulgence

Overindulgence can be described as having too much of something you really enjoy; a binge not necessarily booze, drugs or shagging but anything that gives you intense pleasure. On the other hand it can also mean something that those dreadful American females, like Kim Kardashian, seem to think is their right namely the excessive gratification of their wishes.

Overindulgence in anything can be detrimental to your health.
To pseuds like Kim Kardashian overindulgence is a way of life.

by AKACroatalin December 28, 2015