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British acronym standing for Sort Out Your Own Shit. It can be used in a number of different ways:-
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
"You made the decision so SOYOS!"
by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015
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by AKACroatalin March 30, 2015
Get the Anchovy Sundae mug.Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.
by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015
Get the Healeish mug.British medical acronym standing for Alert, Voice, Pain, Unresponsive. It is used in casualty assessment where Alert means just that, the patient is alert and responsive. Voice means that although dazed or semi-conscious, the patient responds to the sound of the human voice. Pain that although apparently unconscious the patient responds to a pain stimulus. Unresponsive means that the patient is unconscious and unresponsive or worse.
With the increase people suffering from the effects of overindulgence of alcohol turning up at Accident and Emergency departments the acronym has changed slightly to reflect the behaviour of these people. Namely Acrimonious, Vomiting, Peeing/Pissing, Unconscious. In these particular cases Acrimonious means aggressive and quarrelsome, Vomiting means suffering from nausea or actually vomiting, Peeing/Pissing means that they have lost control of their bladder and possibly bowels as well and Unconscious that they are out cold either sleeping it off or dying from alcohol poisoning.
With the increase people suffering from the effects of overindulgence of alcohol turning up at Accident and Emergency departments the acronym has changed slightly to reflect the behaviour of these people. Namely Acrimonious, Vomiting, Peeing/Pissing, Unconscious. In these particular cases Acrimonious means aggressive and quarrelsome, Vomiting means suffering from nausea or actually vomiting, Peeing/Pissing means that they have lost control of their bladder and possibly bowels as well and Unconscious that they are out cold either sleeping it off or dying from alcohol poisoning.
by AKACroatalin April 3, 2015
Get the AVPU mug.What this means is that when faced with difficulties and adversity, those who are mentally and physically resilient do not give up, but formulate an effective and disciplined plan of action which they initiate and carry through to a successful conclusion.
"Despite getting stuck with the fallout from Malcolm's fuck-up, Nick got everything sorted inside of a week!"
"Yeah, when the going gets tough, the tough get going."
"Yeah, when the going gets tough, the tough get going."
by AKACroatalin April 3, 2015
Get the When the going gets tough, the tough get going mug.Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
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"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
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