Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

The Miss Piggy

While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.

I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Realist

Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!

1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!

2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!

3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!

by AD218 September 26, 2008

the away game

Simply put, an away game of pocket ball!

Dude is gay, he is into the away game.

by AD218 October 09, 2008

Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.

If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.

by AD218 August 28, 2008