AD218's definitions
A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!
by AD218 August 26, 2008
Get the German Furnacemug. Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!
I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!
by AD218 September 25, 2008
Get the Surgeons Maskmug. When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Gaper Delaymug. by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Pumper Stokedmug. by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the The Hooded Beastmug. While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.
by AD218 August 27, 2008
Get the The Miss Piggymug. Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!
1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!
2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!
3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!
2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!
3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!
by AD218 September 26, 2008
Get the Realistmug.