A7X forever's definitions

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010

Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

Downtown Orlando

Where my dad works, about 20 miles from where I live. He works in a nice office in a nice part of the city, however drive for a few more miles and you're in GHETTOVILLE! Lolz I've been to the ghetto once, see, there was a Gamestop there and it was the only one that had the game I wanted. If you make eye contact...well... don't do it. The people there are creepy. You'll be lucky if you don't get jumped or get your car defaced.

There's always interesting news from Downtown Orlando.

by A7X forever September 7, 2010

Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

The Rev

James 'The Rev' Sullivan was the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold until his tragic death on December 28, 2009. The Rev wrote the lyrics to most of their songs and was one of the most kick-ass drummers to ever walk the face of the earth. He was a fan of Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater, who is now helping A7X to get back on their feet. 3 days before his death, he came to the band after finishing the lyrics to 'Fiction' and said, "That's it. That's the final song on the album." Their new album 'Nightmare' has many references to Jimmy, like the lines;
'Never in question, lethal injection'
'Details blurry, lost him too early'
'I see, you're a king who's been dethroned'
'Cast out, in a world you've never known'
from 'Welcome To The Family'.

R.I.P. The Rev, foREVer in our hearts, never forgotten. Best Rev quote:
"One day, I'm gonna jump off the bus, and run into the woods, and never come out! And when I do, I'm gonna be the knife master."
We'll miss you Jimmy! Teach God how to play those drums!

by A7X forever October 7, 2010

Abnoctious

You are abnoctious if you:
a. spell noob 'n00b'.
b. say the words 'fail' and 'teh'
c. hear a joke and reply 'LoLzZZ LyYKke OmGzzZz ThtZzz LyYKkE SOoOo FuNNiiI!'
d. if in cod4 you spell dick 'd!ck' ass '@$$' and faggot 'f499Ott'.

Dude, there was some abnoctious kid on cod4 yesterday. he kept sending me messages saying, "U GoTTt pWnEDDdD!!1!1!!!".

by A7X forever September 9, 2010

CRAP FILLED VAGINA

Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.

stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010