A7X forever's definitions

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010

Mindfuck

NEVER LOOK THIS UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES. By saying this I realize that it makes you want to do it more, see reverse phsycology. I'm not sure what it was that I looked up, but I saw an image that said,
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.

MINDFUCK
WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS.

by A7X forever August 13, 2010

Ferrari F430

THE BEST DAMN CAR IN THE WORLD. enzo ferrari was far more brilliant than any asswipe you've read about in history.1929 he established the company and they're still making ferraris, in 2013 they're coming out with the Piero. i think that if you buy a ferrari you most likely have more bank than brains, but i still love the cars.

rich dude: "i'm gonna go buy the ferrari f430 scuderia."
normal dude: "why not just get a nice chevy?"
rich dude:"BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO NOTICE ME!!!!"
normal dude:"chill out man!"
rich dude:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU!"

by A7X forever May 28, 2010

Honda Civic

In 1970 when it came out, it was ok, then it became a shitty little faggot car between 1984 and 2001. '97 and '99 were the worst years, however, they've looked nice since then. Now days, when ever you see a civic from the 90's, it tends to have a front bumper, driver door, hood, and fenders that don't fit and aren't the same color. Usually red BBS wheels, an exhaust mark on what's left of the rear bumper, and you can hear the muffler sound a mile away, literally.

A Honda Civic simply can't make it over a speedbump in my neighborhood, they bottom of the car would fall apart!

by A7X forever September 15, 2010

Hair Stylist

1. A nice lady who does your hair.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.

Girls should be hair stylists, guys should be...anything else.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

The Rev

James 'The Rev' Sullivan was the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold until his tragic death on December 28, 2009. The Rev wrote the lyrics to most of their songs and was one of the most kick-ass drummers to ever walk the face of the earth. He was a fan of Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater, who is now helping A7X to get back on their feet. 3 days before his death, he came to the band after finishing the lyrics to 'Fiction' and said, "That's it. That's the final song on the album." Their new album 'Nightmare' has many references to Jimmy, like the lines;
'Never in question, lethal injection'
'Details blurry, lost him too early'
'I see, you're a king who's been dethroned'
'Cast out, in a world you've never known'
from 'Welcome To The Family'.

R.I.P. The Rev, foREVer in our hearts, never forgotten. Best Rev quote:
"One day, I'm gonna jump off the bus, and run into the woods, and never come out! And when I do, I'm gonna be the knife master."
We'll miss you Jimmy! Teach God how to play those drums!

by A7X forever October 7, 2010

Kamarov

Leader of the Russian government loyalists in cod4. You, Gaz, Price, and other members of the S.A.S. accompany Kamarov in the mission 'Safehouse'. Your team is looking for Nikoli, an informant who has been kidnapped and is being held in a small village.

Price: "Kamarov and his loyalist forces will be waiting for us on the other side of the field, let's move."
Gaz: "Are those the good Russians or the bad ones?"
Price: "Well they won't shoot us on sight if that's what you're asking."
Gaz: "Yeah well that's good enough for me."

by A7X forever November 7, 2010