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wrestling

1. (USA) A very popular form of televised burlesque entertainment. While arguably not as skilled as circus acrobats, "professional" wrestlers must possess considerable athletic skill in order to execute, without injury to each other, the carefully choreographed routines and set-pieces that form the basis of the shows.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
If you think "Friday Night Smackdown" is outrageous, just imagine being in a dark, smoky Berlin nightclub crammed full of queer brownshirts and drunk, loud British Shriners on Holiday while a wrestling tag team of nude midgets with Down Syndrome flail away at each other in a huge mudpit, constantly egged on to more senseless violence by the crowd's catcalls and whistles.
by A. Hick September 8, 2008
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manatee

An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.
Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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radnik

Term for a trendy generation x'er, circa early 1990s, who was into skater, tie-dye revival, coffee house lounge, or slacker-poet counter-cultures. Created by combining the skater term "rad" (short for "radical," and meaning essentially "cool") with the suffix -nik, as in "beatnik." Now quite passe.
Chad is just a sad 38 year old radnik who relives his youth with occasional amusement park bungee jumps, and his videotape collection of "Melrose Place" episodes and Ethan Hawke movies, and Nirvana CDs.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.
29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.
Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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GOP

1. God’s Own Party
2. Gay Old Party
3. (USA) A racketeering crime syndicate that fronts as a political party.
“Today’s GOP is more suitable for the likes of Lincoln Rockwell that it is for Abraham Lincoln.” anonymous ex-member of the GOP
by A. Hick July 25, 2006
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