A. Hick's definitions

runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

radnik

Term for a trendy generation x'er, circa early 1990s, who was into skater, tie-dye revival, coffee house lounge, or slacker-poet counter-cultures. Created by combining the skater term "rad" (short for "radical," and meaning essentially "cool") with the suffix -nik, as in "beatnik." Now quite passe.

Chad is just a sad 38 year old radnik who relives his youth with occasional amusement park bungee jumps, and his videotape collection of "Melrose Place" episodes and Ethan Hawke movies, and Nirvana CDs.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Won Yung Gai Goo

A creamy soup commonly served in gay-owned Chinese restaurants.

Mom always gets a big hot bowl of Won Yung Gai Goo every time we go to Lo Dong's Buffet. She loves it, and I just don't have the heart to tell her what's in it.

by A. Hick September 8, 2008

linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008