A. Hick's definitions

AOL inches

A unit of measurement for determining the length and girth of an erect penis. Used exclusively by men (usually but not always gay men) in online dating or chat profiles, the unit, while not uniform, often corresponds roughly to 1.5 American or English system inches. For example a standard 6 inch long penis becomes 9 AOL inches, etc., though the "average" AOL inch length appears to be between 8-9. Despite the name, AOL inches are now used universally online, not just on AOL anymore.

36, 6'3", 190 lbs., br, br, buzzed, stache, regular guy here, 8.5"c thick (NOT AOL inches).

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

pig in a blanket

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

radnik

Term for a trendy generation x'er, circa early 1990s, who was into skater, tie-dye revival, coffee house lounge, or slacker-poet counter-cultures. Created by combining the skater term "rad" (short for "radical," and meaning essentially "cool") with the suffix -nik, as in "beatnik." Now quite passe.

Chad is just a sad 38 year old radnik who relives his youth with occasional amusement park bungee jumps, and his videotape collection of "Melrose Place" episodes and Ethan Hawke movies, and Nirvana CDs.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006