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A discreet way of refering to a circumcised male in a socially positive way. The term defined whole generations born in the United States during the "hygienic" circumcision craze, and on its surface would appear to refer to neatness or tidyness in a general sense. Golly gee whillikers.
Beaver Cleaver and Dennis the Menace were the ultimate TV archetypes for the clean cut All-American boy.
by A. Hick July 14, 2008
Get the clean cut mug.Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
Get the linebacker build mug.Mom always gets a big hot bowl of Won Yung Gai Goo every time we go to Lo Dong's Buffet. She loves it, and I just don't have the heart to tell her what's in it.
by A. Hick September 8, 2008
Get the Won Yung Gai Goo mug.One of the most notorious nightclubs in Berlin, Germany during the "decadent" Weimar Republic area of the 1920s. The usual show consisted of short acts, skits, and songs, etc. performed by "amateurs." (i.e, nameless or unknown) In reality the "performers" were almost always mentally or physically handicapped people chosen specifically because they had no actual talent and were presented solely so the audience of tourists and "intellectual" slummers could laugh at them for "entertainment." The diminuative Jewish Master of Ceremonies, Erwin Lowinsky, was the inspiration for the character protrayed famously by Joel Grey in the much toned down stage production, "Cabaret." Also the club was more distantly an inspiration for the equally infamous '70s TV show "The Gong Show."
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
Get the cabaret of the nameless mug.An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience.
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Gladys gets an orgasm every time she rides her Harley to the grocery store, yet never had a single one during sex with Bob, her late husband of 30 years. Talk about Hog Heaven!
by A. Hick June 11, 2008
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by A. Hick July 27, 2006
Get the Won Yung Gai Goo mug.1. (USA) A very popular form of televised burlesque entertainment. While arguably not as skilled as circus acrobats, "professional" wrestlers must possess considerable athletic skill in order to execute, without injury to each other, the carefully choreographed routines and set-pieces that form the basis of the shows.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
If you think "Friday Night Smackdown" is outrageous, just imagine being in a dark, smoky Berlin nightclub crammed full of queer brownshirts and drunk, loud British Shriners on Holiday while a wrestling tag team of nude midgets with Down Syndrome flail away at each other in a huge mudpit, constantly egged on to more senseless violence by the crowd's catcalls and whistles.
by A. Hick September 8, 2008
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