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Sheep make that sound. Not only the farm animal sheep say that, but the single digit IQ social media junkies with group mentalities and no minds of their own do too when referring to their significant other, ie. the other kind of sheep. I'm aware it means (before anyone else), but it just seems like you're too lazy to say "babe", thus making you sound like a tool (or toolette).
It's also the danish word for shit.
It's also the danish word for shit.
If my GF ever calles me "Bae", I'll be dumping her faster than when I snort ex-lax after eating a deadly combo of Taco Bell and Arby's.
by A WHITE GUY August 30, 2017
Get the Bae mug.A woman who only dates the biggest piece of shit bums from the shittiest possible neighborhoods with the most possible baby mommas and longest possible criminal record, typically letting him sponge off her while he openly sells nickel bags of the poorest quality drugs out of her home.
Or it’s a guy who’s a hopeless romantic and tries turning a hoodrat into a housewife, and is completely oblivious to her whorish behavior when he isn’t around.
Or it’s a guy who’s a hopeless romantic and tries turning a hoodrat into a housewife, and is completely oblivious to her whorish behavior when he isn’t around.
The thing that both types of ghettophiles have in common, they’re just being used by the other for the sexual and/or financial gain. And when the ghettophile has nothing left to give them, they’re gone faster than a plate of bacon in front of a starving cannibalistic pig.
by A WHITE GUY January 17, 2019
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north korea's slow attack in the US.
stalls out while going up hill.
north korea's slow attack in the US.
stalls out while going up hill.
by A WHITE GUY October 8, 2013
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Things such as tramp stamps, chinese symbol tattoos, barbed wire tattoos, tribal tattoos, dog tags, upside down visor caps, white wife-beaters, plaid cargo shorts, ford mustangs, crappy tasting energy drinks (such as monster, nos, or red bull), use of E-cigs and vapes, binge drinking crappy light beer, saying "YOLO", and tricking out your 94 honda civic after seeing "fast and the furious" are among things associated with lame people who don't have minds of their own.
Things such as tramp stamps, chinese symbol tattoos, barbed wire tattoos, tribal tattoos, dog tags, upside down visor caps, white wife-beaters, plaid cargo shorts, ford mustangs, crappy tasting energy drinks (such as monster, nos, or red bull), use of E-cigs and vapes, binge drinking crappy light beer, saying "YOLO", and tricking out your 94 honda civic after seeing "fast and the furious" are among things associated with lame people who don't have minds of their own.
Examples of lame people are:
people who are pretentious and superficial, people who take selfies (especially ones who use the duck face), people who use hashtags, people who do whatever it takes to impress people they don't even like, people who play video games all day, people who are drunk/high all the time, people who are always on facebook or other equally lame social media shitsites, people who try to race everyone at the stoplight with their honda civics and newer model ford mustangs with no engine modifications, people who put subwoofers in their car and blast shitty overrated entertainment rap such as lil' wayne or drake, people who wear fedoras and skinny pants with nerd glasses, people who put hoops in their stretched out earlobes, and people who say YOLO!
Places like night clubs, sushi restaurants, coffee shops, whole foods, Los Angeles, and on instagram or facebook is where you would most likely find these kinds of people.
people who are pretentious and superficial, people who take selfies (especially ones who use the duck face), people who use hashtags, people who do whatever it takes to impress people they don't even like, people who play video games all day, people who are drunk/high all the time, people who are always on facebook or other equally lame social media shitsites, people who try to race everyone at the stoplight with their honda civics and newer model ford mustangs with no engine modifications, people who put subwoofers in their car and blast shitty overrated entertainment rap such as lil' wayne or drake, people who wear fedoras and skinny pants with nerd glasses, people who put hoops in their stretched out earlobes, and people who say YOLO!
Places like night clubs, sushi restaurants, coffee shops, whole foods, Los Angeles, and on instagram or facebook is where you would most likely find these kinds of people.
by A WHITE GUY December 28, 2016
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Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.
by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014
Get the Fagazine mug.Often confused with "financially responsible" by stupid materialistic people who are extremely irresponsible with money, are likely in shitloads of debt, and have rich parents to sponge off of.
Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Moron: "Why can't you borrow me $5200 so I can pay off my credit card bills and support my gambling addiction? You're such a cheap ass!"
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
by A WHITE GUY June 14, 2017
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by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019
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