A WHITE GUY's definitions
When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.
by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019
Get the Chocolate cupcake with red frostingmug. When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.
P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019
Get the Mudbuttmug. An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.
guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!
redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.
guy2: fuck off!
redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.
by A WHITE GUY June 4, 2014
Get the NASCARmug. Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.
Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.
by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014
Get the Fagazinemug. The little pocket located at your chest area, which can be found on many kinds of shirts, and many different jackets. Much safer for your items than pants pockets.
This word can also be used when you're in line at the Walmart and you get stuck behind that fat nasty skank with 4 unruly kids and a cart full of generic poptarts, ramen, and frozen pizzas. She's either wearing dirty pjs, or baggy sweatpants that have "Juicy" printed on the back. She then pays with money that she had stored in her bra, between her nasty, sweaty, saggy cow tits.
This word can also be used when you're in line at the Walmart and you get stuck behind that fat nasty skank with 4 unruly kids and a cart full of generic poptarts, ramen, and frozen pizzas. She's either wearing dirty pjs, or baggy sweatpants that have "Juicy" printed on the back. She then pays with money that she had stored in her bra, between her nasty, sweaty, saggy cow tits.
I got some joints stored in my titty pocket, let's get stoned and go for a hike in the woods.
I was at Wallyworld yesterday, and I got stuck behind some gross fat skank and her little brats who look like they all have different fathers. She paid for her junk food with cash that she had stored in her titty pocket. The cashier reluctantly reached for the sweaty money, and immediately bathed herself in purell after she finished checking out.
I was at Wallyworld yesterday, and I got stuck behind some gross fat skank and her little brats who look like they all have different fathers. She paid for her junk food with cash that she had stored in her titty pocket. The cashier reluctantly reached for the sweaty money, and immediately bathed herself in purell after she finished checking out.
by A WHITE GUY November 18, 2017
Get the Titty Pocketmug. your next door neighbor.
he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
Get the sex offendermug. A very fat male or female prostitute who will trade sexual favors for fast food instead of drugs. Usually seen outside of mc donalds or burger king chasing down people in their cars at the drive thru asking if they like to party.
also somebody who shows up at cookouts (usually uninvited) just for the free food and beer, drinks all the beer, makes an ass out of him/herself, creeps out all the chicks, leaves early, and goes home with enough food to feed their whole family for a week and when I say something about how much food they're leaving with, they act like I'm the asshole!!!
also somebody who shows up at cookouts (usually uninvited) just for the free food and beer, drinks all the beer, makes an ass out of him/herself, creeps out all the chicks, leaves early, and goes home with enough food to feed their whole family for a week and when I say something about how much food they're leaving with, they act like I'm the asshole!!!
A food whore will do the following things:
suck your whopper for a whopper, choke your chicken for a mc chicken, and tickle your sack for a big mac.
"I'm never inviting food whore bob to any of my cookouts again. He drank all the beer, got shit faced and started acting a fool. He yelled "yeah fuck niggers" really loud during a conversation that had nothing to do with that. He also creeped out all the ladies there and tried hitting on all of them (even the ugly ones, and the married ones in front of their husbands or b/f's) using weird pick up lines. Then when he went home only 2 hours after the cook out started (which I'm thankful for), he took home enough food to live on for a few days leaving not nearly enough for the crowd, then when john said something about that, bob started cursing john out in front of some little kids calling him a nigger lover and threatening to rape him in the ass with a samurai sword."
suck your whopper for a whopper, choke your chicken for a mc chicken, and tickle your sack for a big mac.
"I'm never inviting food whore bob to any of my cookouts again. He drank all the beer, got shit faced and started acting a fool. He yelled "yeah fuck niggers" really loud during a conversation that had nothing to do with that. He also creeped out all the ladies there and tried hitting on all of them (even the ugly ones, and the married ones in front of their husbands or b/f's) using weird pick up lines. Then when he went home only 2 hours after the cook out started (which I'm thankful for), he took home enough food to live on for a few days leaving not nearly enough for the crowd, then when john said something about that, bob started cursing john out in front of some little kids calling him a nigger lover and threatening to rape him in the ass with a samurai sword."
by A WHITE GUY April 8, 2014
Get the Food Whoremug.