A WHITE GUY's definitions

Spaghetto

Ramen noodles and ketchup

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.

by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020

Ad Nazis

Those are the dick heads who made Adblock Plus not work on youtube anymore, forcing us to sit through 2 minute ads for crest white strips while trying to watch a 25 second Youtube video, because Youtube whored themselves out to corporate America. Seriously Youtube, how fucking greedy can you get?

The ad nazis actually think that repeatedly cramming their shit down out throats will make people buy those shitty products, but it doesn't work for me.

by A WHITE GUY July 24, 2017

mini bike

a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.

not the same as pocket bikes.

being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.

way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.

not meant for little kids.

not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.

mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.

they go great with marijuana too btw.

by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013

NASCAR

An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.

guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!

redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.

by A WHITE GUY June 4, 2014

Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Flappy Bird

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.

Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.

by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Tourist Trap

A place that stupid idiots and the media portray to be a great place to visit or live, but in reality is a crime infested rundown shithole and the people there are rude and the food sucks.
Also known as Paris France.

When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.

by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2015