A WHITE GUY's definitions
by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014
Get the Cleveland Swirliemug. -a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.
-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.
-any hybrid car or smart car.
-hummer h2.
-public transportation.
-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.
-any hybrid car or smart car.
-hummer h2.
-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."
"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
Get the loser cruisermug. White trash doesn't just apply to low income hillbilly families who live in a trailer park, white trash can be found in any neighborhood of any social class. Some perfect examples of white trash are:
Having broken appliances, plumbing fixtures, and/or stripped cars on their front lawn.
Someone who lives in squalor, has garbage piling up all over their house and feces caked into the carpet while having 14 neglected incest kids with adhd running amok.
Being 14 and pregnant and if the kid comes out white, all the possible fathers are related to her.
Has a meth lab and/or meth addiction.
Someone who collects welfare or disability even though the individual is perfectly able bodied.
Someone who is missing most of their teeth before the age of 20 (due to lack of oral hygene, getting into drunken fights, and/or meth use.)
The watchers of and the guests on Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, Dr.Phil, and Judge Judy.
The watchers of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Mike and Molly, The big bang theory, 2 and a half men, NASCAR, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real housewives of anything, AFV reruns, and Cops also fall into this category.
If you are blood related to your biological parents in more than 1 way, making the "family tree" into the "family stump".
Somebody who has been on Cops.
Miley Cyrus.
Having broken appliances, plumbing fixtures, and/or stripped cars on their front lawn.
Someone who lives in squalor, has garbage piling up all over their house and feces caked into the carpet while having 14 neglected incest kids with adhd running amok.
Being 14 and pregnant and if the kid comes out white, all the possible fathers are related to her.
Has a meth lab and/or meth addiction.
Someone who collects welfare or disability even though the individual is perfectly able bodied.
Someone who is missing most of their teeth before the age of 20 (due to lack of oral hygene, getting into drunken fights, and/or meth use.)
The watchers of and the guests on Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, Dr.Phil, and Judge Judy.
The watchers of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Mike and Molly, The big bang theory, 2 and a half men, NASCAR, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real housewives of anything, AFV reruns, and Cops also fall into this category.
If you are blood related to your biological parents in more than 1 way, making the "family tree" into the "family stump".
Somebody who has been on Cops.
Miley Cyrus.
Hippies , rednecks, backwoods hicks, emo kids, wiggers, juggalos, hipsters, gamers, and metal heads are other forms of white trash and they usually come from families with white trash backgrounds.
Not everyone who lives in a trailer park is white trash, it is found everywhere. In fact, you can even find white trash living in gated communities. Being white trash is how a person acts and/or what conditions they have themselves living in.
Not everyone who lives in a trailer park is white trash, it is found everywhere. In fact, you can even find white trash living in gated communities. Being white trash is how a person acts and/or what conditions they have themselves living in.
by A WHITE GUY April 27, 2015
Get the White Trashmug. “What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019
Get the Yo mommamug. Someone who discriminates solely based on the decisions of an individual made in life. Factors such as race, height, weight, sex, and nationality do not come into play. However a decisionist may discriminate due to appearance if that individuals appearance is commonly associated with a group that the decisionist does not like the decisions of.
A decisionist is someone that doesn't like gangsters or the white guys that try to be gangster can discriminate against both of them equally, thus their actions are not racially motivated and the race card can't be pulled
by A White Guy December 29, 2007
Get the Decisionistmug. Ramen noodles and ketchup
by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020
Get the Spaghettomug. Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
Get the Mountain don’tmug.