A Fan's definitions

the space camp junkies

a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes

played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"

by a fan June 5, 2004

Art Of Noise

Art Of Noise were a brilliant group of musicians who made music from sampled sounds stored on their Fairlight sampler. Couple that with some synthesizers and a simmons electronic drum kit and the genius of J.J Jezalik and Anne Dudley, then you have the best sound your ears will ever experience.

In No Sense, Nonsense and The Seduction Of Claude Debussey are my favourite Art Of Noise Albums

by A Fan February 26, 2005

sigur ros

Don't think that spending five seconds finding out how to pronounce 'Sigur Rós' is too good for the American media, it's much easier to just sound like an ignorant testicle head and say it how it's written than it is to take an intelligent guess and know that it's probably not 'si-Gur roS,' but some Icelandic alternative, such as the correct 'see-ur rose.'

"Sigur Rós's music is atmospheric and inspiring"

"How the sod would you know, you can't even pronounce their name properly. Try going away and listening to Ágætis Byrjun more than the one quick listen in your Mercedes on the way to your studio, and come back when you have something better to say."

by A Fan July 28, 2004

interpose

steph, amit, ben and mitch are ...INTERPOSE!!!!

Mitch is a kind of psycho rich boy who’s amazing at drums. He's by far the best musician in our band and that almost makes up for the complete lack of social skills. Almost being the operative word there. He does have an unfair advantage since he’s been playing the drums for like 6 years AND he actually takes lessons. He Famously got thrown out of JP Morgan on work experience for 'pleasuring himself in the boardroom'. I mean for christ sake. The boardroom?? Why??? He is currently out on bail. He also fainted, woke up by banging his head on a pipe and then fainted again while landing in a bin. The CCTV footage was hilarious. We would have sold it to You’ve Been Framed but we know for a fact that Lisa Riley eats all the tapes. Either that or Dr Atkins was playing a really cruel joke on her. For more Mitch related insults please go to www.jebman.co.uk.
Ben. Well Ben has had an electric guitar for about 6 months and he’s already way better than me. Which is annoying. But its cos he listens to music which involves talent. The problem with that is that he feels the need to end every song with a mini solo, followed by a drum roll from Mitch and then another solo. Its a miracle we've gone this far without bashing their heads in with the golf clubs. Or the gas canister. Or the gold plated microphone stand. Ben has also performed the miraculous act of wearing the same clothes every day for the last 5 years. I'm not even joking. Lets just say personal hygiene isn’t his strongpoint.
Steph probably has a serious mental condition. She is known to randomly run off and jump on stuff while scaring innocent members of the general public. She causes car crashes by waving at motorists and buys alcohol for little kids. Well attempts to anyway.

by a fan December 5, 2004

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

spetsnaz

A name that once had some value, it was the name of the Russian Elite Forces. After the falling of the Berlin-wall and the collapse off USSR it lost it flame.
A butthole used it as his nickname for a game called Ravenshield

a butthole with an age that is not allowed ot buy beer

by A fan May 21, 2004

Imguam

A person who is very sexy while dead.

Before he died, he wasn't really sexable. Afterwords, though, he was Imguam galore.

by A fan December 14, 2003