3 definitions by 8088Y80M8
1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.
2. A great excuse for being late.
2. A great excuse for being late.
Boss: "John why are you late for work?"
John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."
Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"
John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."
Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"
by 8088Y80M8 December 30, 2011
"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!"
by 8088Y80M8 December 30, 2011
GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"
GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."
GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"
GOP 2: "Brilliant!"
GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."
GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"
GOP 2: "Brilliant!"
by 8088Y80M8 December 30, 2011