Gun

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.
Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Red Zebra, Gun.
by 70RedZebra's March 01, 2022
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Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.
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Wolfkilled

A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.
Sandra was Wolfkilled by her husband Walter and she shat on his face.
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The Little Unicorn

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".
Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.
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Green Tomato

A term used to describe yourself as being "all good". Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Green Tomato
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Yellow Porcupine

A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.
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Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead
When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.
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