16 definitions by 70RedZebra's

Yellow Porcupine

A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.

Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022

Gun

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Red Zebra, Gun.

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022

March 10, 1962

Anyone born upon this day is a Bad Ass Bitch

You a baddie if you born on March 10, 1962

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Tranquilizer Gun

An expression that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Used to convey the feeling of wishing to be asleep.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you?
Person 2: Red Zebra Tranquilizer gun

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022

Green Tomato

A term used to describe yourself as being "all good". Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022

Wolfkilled

A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.

Sandra was Wolfkilled by her husband Walter and she shat on his face.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022