2 definitions by 500kit500
a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
by 500kit500 March 9, 2017
the sound one makes when eating and wants to make everyone around them annoyed and desires to be obnoxious.
Mom: bob! eat your peas!
Bob: fine (eats a forkfull of peas)
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: (gives bob the evil eye) bob!
Mom: Bob!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: one!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: two!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: three!!!!
Bob: om nom o-
(mom drags bob out by the ear and throws him in the trash)
(two seconds later the garbage truck goes by and takes bob)
Bob: fine (eats a forkfull of peas)
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: (gives bob the evil eye) bob!
Mom: Bob!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: one!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: two!
Bob: om nom om nom
Mom: three!!!!
Bob: om nom o-
(mom drags bob out by the ear and throws him in the trash)
(two seconds later the garbage truck goes by and takes bob)
by 500kit500 March 9, 2017