50 cent crack dealer's definitions

kwanzer

Caucasian speak for "Kwanzaa", the African-American holiday/marketing tool.

For kwanzer, I'm going to have some creamed corn and watch reruns of "friends".

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Check Cashin' Place

Where my baby's mama takes me when I get get a hold of some checks out of old people's mailboxes. They will give me da money for a small fee wit no questions axed.

I'mo get a ride down da check cashin' place and take my cheddar down da club where i can pick up some white women.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004

bung

A round, tapered piece of cork or wood used to cap wine barrels. Inserted into the bunghole in which the barrel is filled. In recent years, the word now refers to any object inserted into the anus, i.e. buttplug.

My bung had splinters and I tore up my asshole.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

90z

The decade of years 1990 through 1999.
Popular cultural styles include spelling plurals with the letter "Z", gangster rap, putting stickers on a honda to make it go faster, every rock band sounds like Pearl Jam, reading, speaking and spelling at a third grade level were cool and the rise of the most influential artist of our time, Vanilla Ice.

In the early 90z, Bush, Cheney and Powell were waging war in Iraq, A Terminator movie was topping the box office. A goofy looking blond white guy was rapping on MTV and boy bands were raking in the cash.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010