50 cent crack dealer's definitions

sk8r

Someone who can't spell nor fix a bicycle and is not old enough to drive.

dat sk8r d00d iz 2 c00l 4 me. ur a gay fagit.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

puckerpose

The manditory "kissy" face that is made when you take a picture of yourself to post on any of those popular social networking web sites such as MySpace and Facebook.

This usually includes a backhanded sideways peace hand sign while snapping a picture on a cellphone in front of a bathroom mirror with a toilet clearly visible in the background.

When posted, this photo must have a description typed in txt msg language to appear k3wl.

check da puckerpose on my page u dont lk it den u juss a hatah

(: .!.if you dont like me for who i am;then dont even bother tlkin to me;cuz i aint changing for no onee!*.anythingg else ? ;; get@me ..!

by 50 cent crack dealer December 17, 2008

90z

The decade of years 1990 through 1999.
Popular cultural styles include spelling plurals with the letter "Z", gangster rap, putting stickers on a honda to make it go faster, every rock band sounds like Pearl Jam, reading, speaking and spelling at a third grade level were cool and the rise of the most influential artist of our time, Vanilla Ice.

In the early 90z, Bush, Cheney and Powell were waging war in Iraq, A Terminator movie was topping the box office. A goofy looking blond white guy was rapping on MTV and boy bands were raking in the cash.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

Patriotism

The act of driving to the Ikea in your Hyundizzay with an American flag sticker (Made in Taiwan) on the back while many Americans are collecting unemployment and foreigners are attending flight school in sunny Florida.

Show your patriotism by learning the English language first then we'll talk.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 21, 2003