50 cent crack dealer's definitions

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

nea

A more politically acceptable name for nigga. See nea plz.

Dat be da ril s#!t dere nea.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer May 30, 2005

blew chunks

Past tense of blow chunks. To have vomited. Not to be confused with "blew chinks" which is what azn men do.

Yo when I smelled dat skank's snatch, I blew chunks.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 4, 2003

bes

Ebonics for "best".

Y'all bes get yo ass out there and hustle some rocks and gets me some franklins.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003

buck studs

Those Cracker-Jack-box Diamonique stud earrings that any poser buck will wear.

Manitory dress code for anyone with a recording or sports contract.

Usually worn with the standard accoutrements such as the tall tee, do-rag, MLB hat cocked at an angle, grill, T-Mobile phone and a white girl.

Why spend your "gub-mint check" on things like child support, student loans or car insurance when you can proudly moisten your lips in public while sportin' some buck studs?

by 50 cent crack dealer May 12, 2008