50 cent crack dealer's definitions

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

wignut

Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".

Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.

Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 2, 2004

Cock my Glock

Getting ready to fire a Glock handgun.

I'mo 'bout to stain da block after I cock my glock.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 16, 2004

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

wap

Short form of wapanese. A caucasian who tries to emulate Japanese culture.

That wap ran out of tissues from masturbating to anime all day.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

guarini

Anything that was overhyped from the previous year that you would wish would just go away already.

Look at that guarini listening to ja rule. he is so 2K2.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 24, 2003

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004