50 cent crack dealer's definitions

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

franklins

United States one hunderd dollar bills.
Named because of the likeness on Benjamin Frankiln on the currency.

I layed down a couple franklins and da biotch let me give her da kobe special. A couple franklins will get you ten rocks from my man DollA.
www.geocities.com/twentydollarock

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004

7up guy

dat dude wit da afro n shit keepin it real selling da juice.

all yall white women wanna thrill fuck da seven up guy yeeh!

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

frontin'

Verb. To put up a false facade. See frontin

Yo, check out backstreet over there frontin in his hyundizzay.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 15, 2003

'shbag

Abbreviated name for a douchebag.

Practitioner and connoisseur of all things related to douchebaggery. Frequent consumer of items such as Formula 50 Energy Drink, Boost Mobile and Tag Body Spray.

Please turn down the ringtone, okay 'shbag?

And no, I am not your bro.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 28, 2007