420hitter's definitions

houdini sex

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

snizz

(noun) synonym for "vagina"

Friday nights I go out looking for snizz

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

chili whip

this only happens in prison.
After reaming a freshies bung, the violator pulls out and slaps cum, boold, and shit across the victim's face

OJ got chili-whipped on his first day

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

a box of ziti

one thousand dollars

he said he could hook up a QP for a
box of ziti

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

the hog

Oregon expression for schlong

I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker

by 420hitter February 21, 2003