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Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.
The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.
by 2B+ October 1, 2020
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by 2B+ March 9, 2016
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Mathculinity has solved many of the math questions we have faced, while rejecting the idea that 2+2=5.
by 2B+ December 29, 2021
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by 2B+ October 25, 2016
Get the double nipping mug.Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.
Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.
by 2B+ September 7, 2013
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Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
by 2B+ March 1, 2020
Get the white hoodwinked mug.A climot is a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions about how the climate works. Refusing to even acknowledge others beliefs, climoted people are so close-minded they resort to name calling while projecting their own prejudices on others. I find it discomforting that climotry and climofobia even exists in this age of information available to all at the stroke of a key.
My climoted boyfriend believes the sun controls the weather more than man changes it, he's such a climot. I don't know where he got his climotry and climofobia from. Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia.
by 2B+ September 12, 2020
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