2B+'s definitions

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Proflihater

A reckless person who profits from hate.

I think proflihaters deserve to be heard, but they shouldn't profit from it.

by 2B+ April 20, 2015

democrataclysm

Democrataclysm defines the end days of democracy.

How should we best prepare for the inevitable democrataclysm that will happen any day now.

by 2B+ May 11, 2021

emotive

Emotives are symbols, phrases, or images used to emotionally motivate people. They can be negative or positive, but it depends on what motivation or response is desired from the viewer or listener. They can cause emotional pain or happiness and can be used to manipulate others into action or make them experience despair.

After viewing negative emotives last night, Bill fell into a deep depression.

by 2B+ March 9, 2016

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.

by 2B+ March 3, 2015

urinffiti

Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.

The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.

by 2B+ October 1, 2020

WTFKH

What The Fuck Kamala Harris, 'nuff said.

WTFKH, stop the spending, we can't afford it.

by 2B+ January 18, 2023