2B+'s definitions

Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

gofuckme

It's a funding website where people can donate money to destroy people they don't like.

Did you hear what that asshole said about me on the news last night. Will you support me if I start a gofuckme campaign to bankrupt his ass?

by 2B+ April 25, 2015

dichator

Dichator, refers to anyone who hates dick, or specifically those in the political class who aspire to be president. Similar to a dictator, those who hate everyone, dichators only hate folks who have a dick or display masculinity.

Our new Dichator has removed all men from the press briefing.

by 2B+ November 22, 2023

do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.

That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.

by 2B+ May 4, 2014

Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia

A climot is a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions about how the climate works. Refusing to even acknowledge others beliefs, climoted people are so close-minded they resort to name calling while projecting their own prejudices on others. I find it discomforting that climotry and climofobia even exists in this age of information available to all at the stroke of a key.

My climoted boyfriend believes the sun controls the weather more than man changes it, he's such a climot. I don't know where he got his climotry and climofobia from. Climot, Climoted, Climotry, Climofobia.

by 2B+ September 12, 2020

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

LaughingHaley

LaughingHaley is someone who continues to run for president even when losing their own state by at 20 points.

Did you hear about the latest LaughingHaley, they refuse to drop out out of the race, ostensibly to increase their PAC war chest for a future run or to fund a campaign opposition.

by 2B+ February 26, 2024