2B+'s definitions

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.

by 2B+ March 3, 2015

urinffiti

Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.

The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.

by 2B+ October 1, 2020

social justice

Social justice is double speak for justifying socialism. The true meanings of words are hidden so well by the socialists that the casual observer has little reason to question them. So convinced of the meaning of social justice, social justice warriors will resort to the use of force in their quest for justice(?).

Do you know social justice has many meanings?

by 2B+ September 2, 2022

do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.

That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.

by 2B+ May 4, 2014

Tupperwearer

Used to describe cross dressing Tupperware™ sales people.

Wow, that tupperwearer salesman is breaking sales records.

by 2B+ May 4, 2015

WTFJB

What The Fuck Joe Biden

WTFJB, enough already, we can't afford it.

by 2B+ December 25, 2022

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019