2B+'s definitions

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Proflihater

A reckless person who profits from hate.

I think proflihaters deserve to be heard, but they shouldn't profit from it.

by 2B+ April 20, 2015

transtractive

Identifying that you're attractive and hot even when it's obvious to everyone else that you're not.

My transtractive friends are beautiful in their own ways.

by 2B+ September 14, 2022

WTAFJB

WTAFJB, is the netspeak acronym for, What The Actual Fuck Joe Biden, when saying, WTFJB is not enough to convey your disgust or loathing about what Joe Biden has done or is doing. Emphasis is on the 'actual fuck' because the fuck has been verified to be true.

WTAFJB could be heard all over the country when the truth was verified.

by 2B+ February 13, 2023

Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

LaughingHaley

LaughingHaley is someone who continues to run for president even when losing their own state by at 20 points.

Did you hear about the latest LaughingHaley, they refuse to drop out out of the race, ostensibly to increase their PAC war chest for a future run or to fund a campaign opposition.

by 2B+ February 26, 2024

speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

by 2B+ March 21, 2020