1069's definitions

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Kiss FM

Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window.

Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.

102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself.
103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl
103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba!
96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake!
Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston
104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO!

etc

by 1069 May 23, 2006

rest area

1) A place to take a pee during a long drive.

2) A place where gay men often hang out have sex.

Alright you're under arrest for having gay sex in the rest area.

by 1069 September 12, 2006

Cinemax

Premium channel from the people who brought you HBO. Known for airing a lot of soft core porn.

Let's all go watch Cinemax.

by 1069 September 26, 2006

boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

by 1069 November 11, 2006