1069's definitions

Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

by 1069 October 21, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Kiss FM

Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window.

Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.

102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself.
103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl
103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba!
96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake!
Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston
104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO!

etc

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Avril Lavigne

Female pop/rock artist from Ontario Canada. Commonly hated by people who think she's fake or a poser. Like the way T.A.T.U. was first marketed as lesbians, she was probably marketed as a Sk8er punk girl by her management because when her second album came out she was dressed completely different. Same thing with T.A.T.U. Now they're no longer lesbians. Its all marketing.

Avril Lavigne was probably MARKETED as a sk8er punk girl.

by 1069 December 28, 2005

Panic! At The Disco

1) The act of panicing at a disco.

2) A pop rock band that sounds a lot like Fall Out Boy Known for having long and strange song titles that have nothing to do with the lyrics.

Panic! At The Disco.
There is panicing at the disco right now.

by 1069 September 20, 2006

Evian

Brand of water that celebrities like Jennifer Lopez don't want. If someone brings it to them they'll throw it and yell "NOT EVIAN!"

Here's your water Ms Lopez
NOT EVIAN!!!!!

by 1069 May 25, 2006