1069's definitions

Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

Bob Marley

Talented legendary Reggae artist who is well known for his music and the fact that he smoked a lot of what he called "herb" He was also somewhat of a political activest. He had a band named "The Wailers"

Some of his songs include:
400 Years
Midnight Ravers
Kinky Reggae
Stop That Train
No More Trouble
One Love

He passed away after he got a tumor. Probably because he smoked so much herb.

Well loved among stoners.

Bob Marley is a great reggae artist.

by 1069 November 21, 2005

rest area

1) A place to take a pee during a long drive.

2) A place where gay men often hang out have sex.

Alright you're under arrest for having gay sex in the rest area.

by 1069 September 12, 2006

Cinemax

Premium channel from the people who brought you HBO. Known for airing a lot of soft core porn.

Let's all go watch Cinemax.

by 1069 September 26, 2006

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006