10 definitions by 1<l10mmm
1. A celebration of Halloween guided by any socially conservative, risk-averse, non-hard-partying approach and mentality, esp. based off of the rejection of mainstream youth culture’s emphasis on the holiday as an opportunity to party and/or to commit mischievous acts rather than one to appreciate horror as a cultural form and for young children to festively trick-or-treat.
2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.
2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.
Actually, this year I’ll be celebrating Haloween instead: no popping bottles in VIP in my bunny tail onesie or kitten ear headbands.
by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016
Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.
Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.
by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016
Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.
Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.
by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016
Two individuals whose match on the dating service Tinder results in the establishment of a long-term, committed, loving, successful romantic relationship, although not one necessarily limited to the structure and dictates of a traditional, closed, monogamous relationship.
While they met via Tinder, and likely both had the intention of casually hooking up on their fateful first date , Jack and Jill were Tindered Spirits, and instead of merely having sex that night, they eagerly planned a second date.
by 1<l10mmm November 3, 2016
Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.
I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.
by 1<l10mmm November 2, 2016
When prefixed with "L", the word adytum, which defines the innermost sanctuary of an ancient Greek temple, refers to a vagina.
by 1<l10mmm November 2, 2016
(of a person) having the tendency to express intense emotions habitually via text messages composed primarily of emojis, esp. as opposed to communicating such feelings through a different medium and/or more verbally directly.
(of a text message) comprised of mostly if not entirely of emojis that communicate personally critical emotionality
(of a text message) comprised of mostly if not entirely of emojis that communicate personally critical emotionality
I know Raekwon's emojional friend is currently extremely upset, but this text is indecipherable: what could they possibly hope to communicate starting with Panda Bear face, followed by Syringe, Orange Cocktail, Pill, and Barber Pole emojis?
by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016