1<l10mmm's definitions

Trumbling

Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.

I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.

by 1<l10mmm November 9, 2016

iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.

Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Ladytum

When prefixed with "L", the word adytum, which defines the innermost sanctuary of an ancient Greek temple, refers to a vagina.

Men have penises, women have ladytums, but we all have butts.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Tindered Spirits

Two individuals whose match on the dating service Tinder results in the establishment of a long-term, committed, loving, successful romantic relationship, although not one necessarily limited to the structure and dictates of a traditional, closed, monogamous relationship.

While they met via Tinder, and likely both had the intention of casually hooking up on their fateful first date , Jack and Jill were Tindered Spirits, and instead of merely having sex that night, they eagerly planned a second date.

by 1<l10mmm November 3, 2016

On Tender

Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Haloween

1. A celebration of Halloween guided by any socially conservative, risk-averse, non-hard-partying approach and mentality, esp. based off of the rejection of mainstream youth culture’s emphasis on the holiday as an opportunity to party and/or to commit mischievous acts rather than one to appreciate horror as a cultural form and for young children to festively trick-or-treat.

2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.

Actually, this year I’ll be celebrating Haloween instead: no popping bottles in VIP in my bunny tail onesie or kitten ear headbands.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

urdict

Originally a search engine abbreviation to query the website Urban Dictionary, “urdict”, a play on the word, edict, denotes any term that has gained sufficient everyday social currency to merit inclusion in the official English language canon, despite it’s technically unofficial linguistic status. In other words, its degree of usage is such that — as an edict of sorts — it’s colloquial legitimacy and cultural significance cannot be refuted.

Everyone is using 'lol' now, and I know it's not in the dictionary, but we all know what it means and use it in conversation everyday: it's an unquestionable urdict.

by 1<l10mmm October 16, 2016