1<l10mmm's definitions

Trumbling

Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.

I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.

by 1<l10mmm November 9, 2016

Haloween

1. A celebration of Halloween guided by any socially conservative, risk-averse, non-hard-partying approach and mentality, esp. based off of the rejection of mainstream youth culture’s emphasis on the holiday as an opportunity to party and/or to commit mischievous acts rather than one to appreciate horror as a cultural form and for young children to festively trick-or-treat.

2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.

Actually, this year I’ll be celebrating Haloween instead: no popping bottles in VIP in my bunny tail onesie or kitten ear headbands.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Ladytum

When prefixed with "L", the word adytum, which defines the innermost sanctuary of an ancient Greek temple, refers to a vagina.

Men have penises, women have ladytums, but we all have butts.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

urdict

Originally a search engine abbreviation to query the website Urban Dictionary, “urdict”, a play on the word, edict, denotes any term that has gained sufficient everyday social currency to merit inclusion in the official English language canon, despite it’s technically unofficial linguistic status. In other words, its degree of usage is such that — as an edict of sorts — it’s colloquial legitimacy and cultural significance cannot be refuted.

Everyone is using 'lol' now, and I know it's not in the dictionary, but we all know what it means and use it in conversation everyday: it's an unquestionable urdict.

by 1<l10mmm October 16, 2016

Vinality

Twitter's decision in late October 2016 to begin down-sizing the popular video-sharing app, Vine, starting by rolling back the functionality of various app features and the suggestion of eliminating the service in the future altogether.

Now that Vinality has occurred, my social media arsenal is irreparably compromised, threatening my ability to express myself online through short videos.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Emojional

(of a person) having the tendency to express intense emotions habitually via text messages composed primarily of emojis, esp. as opposed to communicating such feelings through a different medium and/or more verbally directly.

(of a text message) comprised of mostly if not entirely of emojis that communicate personally critical emotionality

I know Raekwon's emojional friend is currently extremely upset, but this text is indecipherable: what could they possibly hope to communicate starting with Panda Bear face, followed by Syringe, Orange Cocktail, Pill, and Barber Pole emojis?

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016