Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy
Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.
by 0000 October 17, 2003
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5 by 5

the fat ass was 5 by 5!
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rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about
Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed
The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians
I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election
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St. Louis Blues

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top
The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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