0000's definitions

5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

by 0000 December 4, 2003

Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Predators

shitty hockey team; think they're gonna be good, but won't be for a long time since they have shitty players

The Predators suck.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 23, 2004