0000's definitions

Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Tennessee Titans

former Houston Oilers; Steelers kicked the door down against them; home of Steve McNair

The Titans lost the Super Bowl in 1999 on the 1 yard line.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Predators

shitty hockey team; think they're gonna be good, but won't be for a long time since they have shitty players

The Predators suck.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003