76ers

3 time NBA champs; were the Syracuse Nationals til the late 60s; home of Captain Contreversy- Iverson

The 76ers got mauled in the playoffs

by 0000 October 20, 2003

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003

NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

by 0000 October 16, 2003