0000's definitions

dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

british columbia

canadian province with lots of weed

I smoked weed in Vancouver, British Columbia

by 0000 October 16, 2003

NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 20, 2003