39 definitions by 0000

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

by 0000 December 5, 2003

rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

by 0000 October 16, 2003

dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

by 0000 October 21, 2003