0000's definitions

Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Chicago Blackhawks

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;

The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Minnesota Twins

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

St. Louis Blues

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top

The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 23, 2004

Utah

full of mormons

by 0000 October 16, 2003

NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 20, 2003