3 definitions by .Marcus

1 : "when sumpthing is assumed to occur, but the opposite does..."
2 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
3 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
4 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
synonym see WIT
homosapian 1 "hahahahaha that guy just bit a shark"
homosapian 2 "hahahahaha, thats irony :O"
by .Marcus June 26, 2006
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computer+noob+nerd+looser- coolness = coob
idiotic computer nerd that play ganmes all day and never do anything, and call people noobs when they dont know what a Hard Disk is
normal- person "my hard disk is full, i think..., whats a hard disk?"

coob - "YOU ARE A NOOB, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla, ' i am gonn make no sense so this person will gain nothing from asking the question to me'"
by .Marcus June 26, 2006
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a phrase of comedic/ sincere expression used to describe events of optionable situations
"pff, yea gimme an acid infection?, No Thanks!"
by .Marcus June 26, 2006
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