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Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
by ..WiL July 15, 2008
mugGet the Bendermug.

Car Crash Post

Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.
That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!
by ..wil February 24, 2009
mugGet the Car Crash Postmug.

Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!
by ..WiL May 17, 2005
mugGet the Beer queermug.

Space Vodka

Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.

I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.
Take a 70cl bottle of cheap generic vodka, take a teabag of a herbal persuasion such as ginger, snip open the teabag and insert a bud of green, loosely stitch together the opening of the teabag with some cotton thread and insert it into the vodka. Leave this at room temperature for at least 3 days to infuse properly then chill in a freezer and serve as shots (if the teabag worries you you can get it out by leaving the thread you used to stitch it attached and pulling it out by that). Drink. Giggle. Talk bollocks. Fall over.
by ..WiL May 30, 2005
mugGet the Space Vodkamug.

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
mugGet the Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephonemug.

Walks like Wilma

A phrase for taking the piss out of excessively effeminate men, inspired by the oddly camp way Wilma and Betty walk on the TV cartoon show The Flintstones.
He thinks hes STRAIGHT ACTING!! Jeez louise, he Walks Like Wilma!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
mugGet the Walks like Wilmamug.

Heroin accent

The verbal diarrhoea and bizarre speech strong drugs (not necessarily Heroin) cause in bag heads and Chavs.

They slur, stammer, and speak from the back of the throat in a strange, zombie like, and above all LOUD voice, with entirely random emphasis, and a truly stunnin use of the word FUCK in all its forms, used where there should have been a pause. All apparently with absolutely NO self awareness AT ALL!

See Bez from The Happy Mondays for an excellent example!
Man, Im fuckin WELL in fuckin NEED man, fuck, you know what I fuckin MEAN man, lets DO this fuckin place man, come on, fuck it, I dont fuckin give a SHIT me man, you know what I fuckin MEAN man? FUCK! U got any spare CHANGE man? HEY!! FUCK you man FUCK you!! etc etc etc ad nauseum
by ..WiL May 20, 2005
mugGet the Heroin accentmug.

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